OK Jack , this one http://www.wimp.com/bushcomedy/ , was called "useless" and shut down because we were trying to have a little fun with Mr Bush.
Seems a little biased to let this one at the expense of President Clinton go ?

 

Aw, come on Herb. This was only ment to be a funny. That's why it's on the "More Humor" forum.

 

Howdy---- I have no problem with it, found a chuckle when read it (wanted to suggest putting it anywhere as long as it wasn;t near Nixon's), but i resisted the temptation.
Just thought it a little unfair that Top will let funnies on pointed at Clinton but shut a funny down directed towards Mr Bush.
Have a nice weekend

 

Herb you yourself said Jack shut down your bush funny, why does that make me unfair?

I had nothing to do with it.....Oh wait that is the Democrat way of dealing with everything, blame somebody who had nothing to do with it, and hope people will be confused enough to believe it

 

"unfair that Top will let funnies on pointed at Clinton but shut a funny down directed towards Mr Bush"


where in that quote do you find any mention of me saying anything about you being unfair or having anything to do with it ?
Typical Republican stratagy, twist everything around to fit their agenda's without any regard for reality
Hard to imagine Lyndon Johnson came from texas

 

Larry, my apologies. I was refering to Jack as "top"

 

Out of respect to the rest of the board and in keeping with the spirit of the DTR .... can you folks please try to resolve your issues in a private forum ??

I am getting so sick of the political agenda of both sides being posted here and it is getting worse and worse every day.

This place has been built up as the best site that most of us have found and it was due to folks minding our manners and doing the right thing by the other members. Please don't bring discredit to the site. It's the only place I feel that I can go on the web and enjoy myself .

Thanks,
PISTOL

 

I'll second that....

 

Sorry guys, I was just trying to post something that I thought would be funny to whoever read it.

In the future, I will refrain from posting "funnies" that might step on someones political toes.

 

I liked it...especially the last part

I have a suggestion for a place for the monument though. New Orleans. When it floods, it might give the fish a place to stay for a while

Chris<--Agitator

 

A Lady Carrying A Baby Got On A Bus And The Driver Blurted Out "that Has Got To Be The Ugliest Baby I Ever Saw !!"

The Lady Went To The Back Of The Bus And Sat, Fuming. "that Driver Just Insulted Me" She Said To The Man Next To Her, "i Am So Angry."

"you Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off", Said The Man. "go Ahead - I'll Hold Your Monkey For You"


Pistol

 

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10
best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had
slept over at a mate's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best
friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there.


P.S. If you get offended by this joke please contact the person who first told it. The person who posted this joke is in no way responsible for your feelings. If jokes diddn't offend somebody they wouldn't be funny. Get over it. Please post negative comments in the "nobody cares" section of the forum.

 

That is funny, and true at the same time.

Jeff

 

Bill Gates & GM (This didn't really happen but it's still a great story)


For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto
industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer
industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to
the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):


1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the
car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some
reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning
light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same
manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their
computer

 

good one