You have a Rabid Pit Bull that wears lip stick?




Rich

 

THAT's one of the reasons that she's my Ex.

 

Y'all shouldnt do this... now ya got my curiosity burning as to what the post said!!!

 

It involved Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski. Use your imagination.

 

What about them? Bill said nothing ever happened between them.

 

Who keeps a soiled dress around anyway.......

Send some coupons for the Dry cleaners please.

 

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-post duely noted.

 

I am not criticsizing the moderator, just to let you all know, I just wanted a straight answer, as to the deletion of mine and not to others just as or worse taste in mind for the"family site"! Be fair! I will shut up now!!!

 

Doodah, the post you refered to was simply missed by us Moderators.
I have removed the original post and its qoute in your previous post.

We enforce the rules on an equal base. Some posts get by us, most do not.
Thanks for bringing the issue to our attention.
However, a PM to one of us Mods, or Lary would have been a better way to handle this.

Rich.

 

I am sorry!!! it'll never happen agian!!

 

To get it back on topic

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

AlpineRAM

 

A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

 

What he said.

Sometimes we miss things, and sometimes we read them, then in hindsight, go back and reread, then choose to excersize the moderation.

Other times I let things go until someone voices their concern about it, then it gets deleted.

Also depends on the mood of the day.


phox

 

new joke ... three DR. out golfing and talking about who the easyest people to operate on are .. the first DR. said he likes electicians because all there inside organs are color coded and real easy the put back together.
DR.#2 said thats nothing, I like teachers there all numbered, and its even easyer.
then DR. #3 looked at them and said what are you guys thinking about? lawyers have got to be by far the easyest.. there spineless,gutless and there head and butt are interchangable.

 

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"

Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"

And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any *****... You must be a lawyer."