Smoke Stories?
How u gonna do it on stock tires?
John u got stockers on, but i know with that boost and like u say, hey with the right amount of tirespin even stockers bite... anywaysI have a killer smoke story to tell. I have been workin cattle for three days now. i was leavin aguilares texas a couple of days ago with a 5K lbs gooseneck (24 foot) and crammed 14 cows in there.. tight as heck and all weighin in between 1200-1500 lbs... MAN i wish i had my camera.. it wasnt the first time i had hard towed and hard loaded my truck but it did look nice sittin almost all the way down on the leaf springs. Anyways.. there was a powerstroke pullin a similar load a 2000 with a hypertech programer.. and either ways he couldnt keep up with me on the hills..
there was a semi also and I had a buddy with me, lets see what this thing can do.. i downshifted from od at 65 mph and 2000 rpms down to fourth and hammered it on home... 30 lbs of boost, egts at 1200 and a truckload of smoke from a recently replaced banks plate had me doin 75 mph at 2800 rpms and covered the trucker in smoke.. the trail was so high and dense it actually reached his window.. as i passed him, flashed my flashers to say thanks.. he stuck his hand out the window and gave a solid thumbs up.. the powerstroke was far behind.....
Had fun tho.. ill get pics next time..
Tx
John u got stockers on, but i know with that boost and like u say, hey with the right amount of tirespin even stockers bite... anywaysI have a killer smoke story to tell. I have been workin cattle for three days now. i was leavin aguilares texas a couple of days ago with a 5K lbs gooseneck (24 foot) and crammed 14 cows in there.. tight as heck and all weighin in between 1200-1500 lbs... MAN i wish i had my camera.. it wasnt the first time i had hard towed and hard loaded my truck but it did look nice sittin almost all the way down on the leaf springs. Anyways.. there was a powerstroke pullin a similar load a 2000 with a hypertech programer.. and either ways he couldnt keep up with me on the hills..
there was a semi also and I had a buddy with me, lets see what this thing can do.. i downshifted from od at 65 mph and 2000 rpms down to fourth and hammered it on home... 30 lbs of boost, egts at 1200 and a truckload of smoke from a recently replaced banks plate had me doin 75 mph at 2800 rpms and covered the trucker in smoke.. the trail was so high and dense it actually reached his window.. as i passed him, flashed my flashers to say thanks.. he stuck his hand out the window and gave a solid thumbs up.. the powerstroke was far behind.....
Had fun tho.. ill get pics next time..Tx
I got one yesterday, been awhile since i got anyone, ive been tryin to pussyfoot it, but i could resist, I was in town with a couple friends and got stuck behind a brand new BMW convertible, and i guess turnsignals didnt come on that model which is what prompted the smokin. He was lost or somethin but he didnt use his singals and i bout rearended him. So after a lil bit i get in front of him. and bog it down in 4th doin the speed limit ( for those who dont know what that is... jk) i let her rip and burried him under a cloud.
End result a very happy truck full of rednecks, and a ****** off rich guy
End result a very happy truck full of rednecks, and a ****** off rich guy
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Howdy Y'all!!! How are my boys doin?
sorry i havent been around, ive been awful busy and all. if i get around to it tonight ill be on and be tellin some of my latest and greatest smoke stories
Still Cummin and Smokin,
Dom
p.s......look in your rear view mirror....theres prolly a rice cooker in it
sorry i havent been around, ive been awful busy and all. if i get around to it tonight ill be on and be tellin some of my latest and greatest smoke stories
Still Cummin and Smokin,
Dom
p.s......look in your rear view mirror....theres prolly a rice cooker in it
Its been awhile since anyone has posted so i thought id do the honors of posting mine. This is the second attempt at doin so last nite in the middle of my post my power went out. Also if the mods see fit maybe this could be moved to the compentition fourm.
So heres the story. This past monday, at our local fair the nite of the pulls, of which i couldnt take place in because my starter kicked the bucket. After the pulls i return to my truck wishing and praying it would start right. I find my truck has be victim to a mud shower, it had stromed just before the pulls pretty good. Its 1 am and im not happy on seeing my truck, so we get the starting stick out of the bed, (a 2x4) and my brother proceceds to wack it. nothin 20 mins later still nothin finally she starts, I rev here to life. Mad already i procced to floor it out of the mud rooster taleing it on to the concrete then burnin out till the mud is cleaned off. Im on my way out when a pre 99 stroker pulls out in front of me, so for the 5 mins it takes me to get out of the fair, ive got this goof blowin choke smoke at me. We hit the highway by the grounds he takes off, I go after him at nose to nose he punches it. So do i, i blow the doors right off him in fourth gear, i still got one left, gotta love the 3200 gov spring. shift gear and leave him pondering in a cloud of smoke. I have no doubt this led to my head gaskets down fall, but for that breif moment of watchin all but his head lights dissapear its almost worth it. and so that is my tale.
So heres the story. This past monday, at our local fair the nite of the pulls, of which i couldnt take place in because my starter kicked the bucket. After the pulls i return to my truck wishing and praying it would start right. I find my truck has be victim to a mud shower, it had stromed just before the pulls pretty good. Its 1 am and im not happy on seeing my truck, so we get the starting stick out of the bed, (a 2x4) and my brother proceceds to wack it. nothin 20 mins later still nothin finally she starts, I rev here to life. Mad already i procced to floor it out of the mud rooster taleing it on to the concrete then burnin out till the mud is cleaned off. Im on my way out when a pre 99 stroker pulls out in front of me, so for the 5 mins it takes me to get out of the fair, ive got this goof blowin choke smoke at me. We hit the highway by the grounds he takes off, I go after him at nose to nose he punches it. So do i, i blow the doors right off him in fourth gear, i still got one left, gotta love the 3200 gov spring. shift gear and leave him pondering in a cloud of smoke. I have no doubt this led to my head gaskets down fall, but for that breif moment of watchin all but his head lights dissapear its almost worth it. and so that is my tale.
Yes its been a while..
The worst and only one for me yet... I accidentally covered my grama and her best friends honda box in soot..
I went to pick up my date for a showing of George Romanos night of the dead (PS dont waste ur time or money) and i was already late, which is usually uncharacteristic of me and i was in a hurry, while headin to my gfs house to go get her and this dipstick in a canary yellow cavalier with a fart can for a muffler starts darting in and out of traffic and just hits the brakes infront of me, (insert ur words here) i was ticked, and i proceeded to show this punk what a carpet full of pedal is capable of, we take off from a light and my truck smokes the most from a second to third gear shift.. so i take off in low and dump to second and the pedal BOOM smoke city and i pass the lil punk and proceed to cover his cavalier in soot
success! however... i did not notice that my grama and her old batt friend were behind the punk kid. so guess who else took the soot, called my ma, then called me and ruined my date...
needless to say i shouldnt answer phone numbers with caller id unknown..
Tx
The worst and only one for me yet... I accidentally covered my grama and her best friends honda box in soot..
I went to pick up my date for a showing of George Romanos night of the dead (PS dont waste ur time or money) and i was already late, which is usually uncharacteristic of me and i was in a hurry, while headin to my gfs house to go get her and this dipstick in a canary yellow cavalier with a fart can for a muffler starts darting in and out of traffic and just hits the brakes infront of me, (insert ur words here) i was ticked, and i proceeded to show this punk what a carpet full of pedal is capable of, we take off from a light and my truck smokes the most from a second to third gear shift.. so i take off in low and dump to second and the pedal BOOM smoke city and i pass the lil punk and proceed to cover his cavalier in soot
success! however... i did not notice that my grama and her old batt friend were behind the punk kid. so guess who else took the soot, called my ma, then called me and ruined my date...
needless to say i shouldnt answer phone numbers with caller id unknown..Tx
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HEY BOYS!!!! its been so long. ive been busy with business and such and have been runnin my hind end off. Ill be on more frequently now since the house business is windin down
Dom
p.s. dang i missed you guys!

Dom
p.s. dang i missed you guys!
Now that I have the new HRVP44 in with the Comp wire tapped, I will be adding some smoke stories. Had the truck for four years with no smoke to speak of, now she is belching black. I am sure someone will ask for a #2 shower before too long.
We were at a race in Georgia and leaving the track. There was one road in and one out. On the way out it was tight and to make matters worse there was this clown **** near blocking the road watching the races. As we proceeded down the hill I told my bro to smoke him. He put the truck in 3rd and rolled into it and wamo direct hit. We seen the top of the guys head turn in our direction but that was all we could see of him. I think we gave him a good hint and move. He deserved it.
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since my rigs are at my cuz's house for the time being (they were gettin some negative attention) ive been driving various vehicles that arent mine except the lincoln mark 8. Yesterday had to drive my cousins 04 D-max to the lumber yard and its got some juice to her. its got a 200horse chip, and a full sun coast tranny. I got on it as we left his driveway because this little red honda was gunna spank the tailgate, and he got ENGULFED
it was classic, he swerved like he was gonna hit a brick wall!!!LMAO, then he puts his high beams on and windshield wipers on!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
it was just too good, had to share
smokin one way or another,
Dom
it was classic, he swerved like he was gonna hit a brick wall!!!LMAO, then he puts his high beams on and windshield wipers on!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!it was just too good, had to share

smokin one way or another,
Dom
Every time I'm out and about, I have these retards that swerve around my smoke.
I have waaaayyyy too many smoke stories to even get into it.
I will give you guys a laugh:
Last year after the sheid diesel extravaganza (friday night), I was leaving the fairgrounds w/ a powerjoke behind me. I pull out to go south on 41 (leavin some smoke, of course), when all of a sudden the cocky powerjoke owner thinks it'd be cool to fly around me. I hammer it and go around him, smokin all the way.
Here he comes again, trying to go around. I say **** it and mash the skinny pedal... HE COULDN"T CATCH UP!!!
The funniest part of the story is when I went to regrind what I thought was the Banks plate, only to find the stock fuel plate in the stock position!
I hope that SOB tries it again this year... got lots more smoke for him, and it'll giddy up and go alot quicker than last year w/ all the stuff I've done.
I have waaaayyyy too many smoke stories to even get into it.
I will give you guys a laugh:
Last year after the sheid diesel extravaganza (friday night), I was leaving the fairgrounds w/ a powerjoke behind me. I pull out to go south on 41 (leavin some smoke, of course), when all of a sudden the cocky powerjoke owner thinks it'd be cool to fly around me. I hammer it and go around him, smokin all the way.
Here he comes again, trying to go around. I say **** it and mash the skinny pedal... HE COULDN"T CATCH UP!!!
The funniest part of the story is when I went to regrind what I thought was the Banks plate, only to find the stock fuel plate in the stock position!
I hope that SOB tries it again this year... got lots more smoke for him, and it'll giddy up and go alot quicker than last year w/ all the stuff I've done.


