Smoke Stories?
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Anyone want to smoke on demand in any gear at any speed? 
I came across this little kit you can get that will let you smoke at the push of a button - although they had no photo examples and the refill kit costs $25 a can
I'd post a link but I don't wanna get into trouble with Admin again - if you want it you can send me a PM...
They also have a note that says "For OFF Road Use Only"...
YEA RIGHT!!!
I came across this little kit you can get that will let you smoke at the push of a button - although they had no photo examples and the refill kit costs $25 a can
I'd post a link but I don't wanna get into trouble with Admin again - if you want it you can send me a PM...
They also have a note that says "For OFF Road Use Only"...
YEA RIGHT!!!
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Originally posted by TxDiesel007
Sigh.. he got it easy..
I got a ticket at school yesterday. I went to do some labwork early on, and there was a white civic parked at my tailpipe.. There was no intentional smoke here. I fired up the truck and cranked and it missed, it didnt start.. didnt get on the pedal enough... So i fired it again got on it a lil more.. and it started.. i know it bellows out smoke when i do that. i left to a whataburger and got something to eat. and i came back to the campus... i parked far away from that spot i was parked at, and i see the gal in the civic come up to me... She says you were parked right next to me, why is my car full of this stuff? Needless to say all i can say is sorry and she says well im sorry to you, i called the pd as i saw your truck coming up.. *INSERT your cuss word here* ok i was ticked off..... sure enough i cannot leave now.. The guy asks why did you do that? i told him it was unintentional and that it smokes when it starts.. Needless to say to make a long story short 15 dollar ticket.. But the gal felt bad afterwards.. she offered to take me to eat, in exchange for me payin the ticket.. i was in like what? We became friends, nice girl.. I was gonna really let her have it another day but ill let her go.. Still its a 15 dollar fine.. well the dinner was 32 bucks on her so, i guess its ok...
Tx
Sigh.. he got it easy..
I got a ticket at school yesterday. I went to do some labwork early on, and there was a white civic parked at my tailpipe.. There was no intentional smoke here. I fired up the truck and cranked and it missed, it didnt start.. didnt get on the pedal enough... So i fired it again got on it a lil more.. and it started.. i know it bellows out smoke when i do that. i left to a whataburger and got something to eat. and i came back to the campus... i parked far away from that spot i was parked at, and i see the gal in the civic come up to me... She says you were parked right next to me, why is my car full of this stuff? Needless to say all i can say is sorry and she says well im sorry to you, i called the pd as i saw your truck coming up.. *INSERT your cuss word here* ok i was ticked off..... sure enough i cannot leave now.. The guy asks why did you do that? i told him it was unintentional and that it smokes when it starts.. Needless to say to make a long story short 15 dollar ticket.. But the gal felt bad afterwards.. she offered to take me to eat, in exchange for me payin the ticket.. i was in
like what? We became friends, nice girl.. I was gonna really let her have it another day but ill let her go.. Still its a 15 dollar fine.. well the dinner was 32 bucks on her so, i guess its ok...Tx
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In my port aransas trip..
This was totally accidental.. But it was funny nonetheless. I was leavin in the morn just before my instructor was , he has a saturn SUV and was parked next to me. I didnt notice how close he was to my tailpipe, being that i was hungry, i waited for my lab partner to get on the truck and decided to fire it up.. I got the truck fired up only to see my instructor runnin away from his ute... This is what happened accordin to my bud joe who saw His door was open and as he was bendin over the seat all the soot and smoke from startup was carried into hit truck... Mind you he wasnt parked close at all, but i took the parkin brake off when i was clutchin to start it and hit the gas as it was rollin back (forward actually) downhill and it rolled down far enough to cover my poor teach in soot... it was funny watchin him run tho.... BUT i have to buy him a carwash now...
Tx
This was totally accidental.. But it was funny nonetheless. I was leavin in the morn just before my instructor was , he has a saturn SUV and was parked next to me. I didnt notice how close he was to my tailpipe, being that i was hungry, i waited for my lab partner to get on the truck and decided to fire it up.. I got the truck fired up only to see my instructor runnin away from his ute... This is what happened accordin to my bud joe who saw His door was open and as he was bendin over the seat all the soot and smoke from startup was carried into hit truck... Mind you he wasnt parked close at all, but i took the parkin brake off when i was clutchin to start it and hit the gas as it was rollin back (forward actually) downhill and it rolled down far enough to cover my poor teach in soot... it was funny watchin him run tho....
BUT i have to buy him a carwash now... Tx
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Hey every one!! been a while!
just figgered id say hi, tell everyone im still smokin and smokin good. when i get a chance ill tell all yall the stories ive gotten while bein out
Glad to see the good old boys are still out and smokin,
Dom
just figgered id say hi, tell everyone im still smokin and smokin good. when i get a chance ill tell all yall the stories ive gotten while bein out Glad to see the good old boys are still out and smokin,
Dom
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Had another one bite the dust today. The road in front of my house is being re-asphalted so they've got it shut down to one lane. Well I'm crusing along in the lane and this guy is right on my butt. Granted the speed limit is 40 and I'm doing 30 because I didn't feel like taking a worker out. Anyways. He's got the sunroof open and the windows down. I speed up a little and he stays right on my butt, I slow down, still there. I say a dirty phrase, throw the comp on 5x5, let the boost drop to zero and roll into the throttle so the engine lugs but doesn't downshift. You should have seen him trying wave all that smoke out. It was great.
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Some of us have countless smokes..
i dunno who... i wont name names... and along with many others on here, I PLEAD THE FIFTH...
Tx
Now do u mean me or u? or both of us!? lol, hey fellas, checkin on on my boys. been busy with all our bisnesses and new rigs
Ill be on later to tell the smoke stories ive accumulated in the time ive been gone
Best wishes and keep em smokin..not strokin 
Dom
i dunno who... i wont name names... and along with many others on here, I PLEAD THE FIFTH...
Tx
Now do u mean me or u? or both of us!? lol, hey fellas, checkin on on my boys. been busy with all our bisnesses and new rigs
Ill be on later to tell the smoke stories ive accumulated in the time ive been gone
Best wishes and keep em smokin..not strokin
Dom