There's a neighborhood dog that likes to chase cars on my route. The other day I went by and I put it in 4th and floored it. Smoked him real good.

Now whenever I go by he just stays on the porch.

Edwin

 

 

Good one! lol, some dogs need to be tought a lesson...and i suppose u did your dues! i dont usually like to smoke animals, or kids......one of my few rules. ne who.....got my new rig today dump truck, with every option possible, 05, manual, and it came with a plow package! either that or it was put on at the dealership...cuz shes got a plow she is a sweet rig

ill wait to put it in my profile
Dom

 

I hate to say it but I joined the fog patrol this morning! On my way to work and a big rig pulled out in front of me..I was only going about 30 when he did but it was the way he did it that I didnt like. He waited till I was nearly in the intersection and then rolled on out.
Traffic was a little busy behind me due to some road work and the detour. The road was clear so I just push the go pedal and went around. Lets put this recipe together and see what the outcome was.. 30 mph,4th gear,F1 Mach 2.5s,#10 plate 65k forward,housing full forward,star wheel 7 clicks back from full forward,no boost screw 1 full turn in...and let bake for 5-10 seconds...and you get . For some reason..the cars disappeared...
I also forgot to let the boost rise before starting the bake cycle

Rick
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HeHe....GO RICK!!!!!!!!!


Got my buddy the other day...he didn't do anything, but he'll get me back .
We were leaving our store, and I had mine warmed up plenty, sooooo. 3rd Gear, 1600 RPM, Drop the clutch and the hammer, bogged the pump and the 300's went to work He couldn't see me 'till I was 1/4mi down the road and the smoke cleared. I called him and he was laughing his butt off...he can't wait to BOMB his (02 HO/6 Spd Reg Cab...Still has 45K of warranty left, so he's gonna wait )

Chris

 

I would like to see it with 5" stacks and do the same thing. It wasnt my intention to induce a storm cloud I was mad at the truck that pulled out in front of me... I looked up in the mirror and all I could see was a black storm cloud!

Rick

 

i was comin home from the parts store wed. on the way home me and these 2 dump trucks were havein a smoke off. I won then someone in a new cummins showed up us all left a 100 ft black streak behind him and all i heard was the trubos singin. and yes i mean turbos.

 

I think something is wrong with my truck because i can stomp it with no boost and it dont smoke any at all.... if i put my foot in the pedal it will not smoke until the turbo winds up.. hmm its kinda tricky cuz it takes practice time the rpms with the windows. lol... i love cruizin around the pubs and stuff in the city where all the city folk hang out.... ok do the math... me + my 2 best frinds + a straight pipe+01 cummins + edge chip - silencer ring + stuck up girls and hippies= foot to the floor= smoke=turned heads=GREAT TIME and BIG SMILES FROM ME plus the buidings are tall and really close... my truck barely fits in the lane lol.... man i never get tired of turing heads and rolling up windows...
Oh and a smoke story...
A few months a go I got a bad dose of bad fuel... i drove about 10 miles and my water in fuel light came on.. i pulled in another convenient store just as it crapped out on me.... so ive got my hood up draining the water seperator and trying to get rid of the water.... Thes two HOTT gurls pull up in a convertable with the top down.. they are right next to my passenger side....They are pointing and laughin at me because im all greasy and gettin mad cuz there is like a gallon of water... I finaly give it a VERY SMALL shot of ether...and it kinda spits and sputters for a bout 3 minutes and i put my foot to the floor to try and clean her out OH MY GOSH she came to life blowin smoke... lol the gurls in the convertable start puttin the top up as fast as they can lol omg i think of it every time i see a convertable and it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside

 

 

OK after reading all these stories yesterday and telling my smoke story it made me remember that i haved smoked anyone lately so i went to the city. I got there and guess who is there???? My ex girlfrind and her hippy boyfrind and his snow white honda... hahaha.. i couldnt help myself i pulled by his driver side and my best frind just waved real big... it was heavy traffic so i would lug the engine for about a mintue then when the time was right.. i would drop a gear and hammer it.. LOL this went on for about 10 minutes lol... i bet hippie boy is out hand washing his car this morning which kinda sucks because we all know what a pretty site it is to see a honda in #2 black!

 

I noticed my 12 valver i just got has a haze at night...i can just barely see it............that will be changin soon, ive already got the 635 BD fuel plate on order

Dom

 

Bristo my man...

LOL EXACTLY the same thing happened to me today.. I was leaving college (TAMIU.. www.tamiu.edu) after checkin up on my undergrad research project at the lab, low and behold i was out heading to the ecology site and was on the phone with a very good friend of mine. I have a hands free set mind you so i wasnt with one phone on my ear, and some lil mustang, hers to be exact passes me up and the guy in the passenger seat flicks me the bird.. ok, HAMMER DOWN AND DOWN SHIFT.... rpms are wailing, and turbo is screamin, pegged out at 35 psi and it seems the truck is still climbing, 2800 rpms and 98 mph later i catch up to the six bang piece o crap.... and we hit a light simulatneously.. Mind you, she herself is on the snip phone, i tell my friend jessica that ill call her back. sure enough i was infuriated enough as it was... lil snip!! so i pulled my tailpipe to her window and watch my rearview mirror, and floored it in neutral... SMOKE CITY!! then to make matters worse i dropped it into 4th and took off slowly as my lane was a turning lane and hers was stopped so add to that thin smoke some good heavy soot? and you get a priceless moment and a pair of idiots that just got what they deserved...

Dom, turn that pump up and put some smoke stories on mean green!! were waitin my friend! already startin the mods?? DANG U DONT WASTE NO TIME!

Oh and for the record, and most importantly.. i did call the girl back....

Tx

 

Good work Tx seems like the EX factor adds extra joy to the situation.. if it wasnt for being an EX she would just be another stuck up girl.

 

Hey, i dont know if there was ne change of pump model when the 98s came, so if there is, id be thankful for ne one tellin me yea, i moved the plate forward today, all i can say is she smokes alright, and is a bear i smoked some poor girl in an old subaru after i did my ajustments. it isnt ne where near as good as Big Blue, but i did leave her behind me rolling her windows down and giving me the 1 finger salute

Smokin once again,
Dom

P.S. keep em cummin(s) guys

 

hey there people i ajusted that fuel plate she goes like a raped ape belches some nice smoke too, i guess 100 ft long..not too high....likes to get into Mercedes if ya know what i mean

Best wishes and keep em smokin fellas

Dom