Deezel..ya get extra 5 points for the wipers on!!!haha

Why do they do that??
bentwings

 

School man..

I got another good one from school. I went saturday afternoon to go work on my research at school, mind you i was in no hurry to get back to the eight month ball and chain ive been workin on for the longest time, and asim turnin into the school this girl in a black 6.0 xcursion 4x4 (all bells and whistles) whizzes right past me and starts to turn into a parkin lot, i still mind my own business but i just drop into second, as she turns into the lot realizin she had gone the wrong way, she stays there and bein that theres two lanes i turn in and speed up just enough that i can shift from second gear to fourth and dump it.. well i did, and my tailpipe and pedal on floor said the rest of the story, it was a gorgeous scene, the black excursion was not visible and the smoke trail was at least four blocks long....

I have too many other minimal smoke stories, to share, one thing i do notice is the lack of tailgaters i do have now... anyone else notice that?

Tx

 

Well fellows its nite to see yall smokein i gotta take a break. Some as i get mine put back to gether im gonna try to keep smokes to a minumn cuz it cost to much to play

 

0 tailgaters for me... at least after they get a face full of smoke, anyway.

 

Yesterday, I saw a bunny on the side of the road. I could tell he was thinking about hopping his slow bunny tail right out in front of me. I slowed down to 1, and put it in 6th and jammed my foot and the slim pedal completely through the floorboard until it hit the pavement. Now mind you, it was one of those lighter color bunnies. When I got finished with him, he was a black bunny, I really showed him what the Cummins is all about. Don't worry about that bunny fellers, I learned him real good. He won't be messin' with any Cummins owners any more. Stupid bunnies. We've got to keep these bunnies and every other living creature in their place! My parents have a white irritating little poodle that needs a smokin' too.

- JyRO

P.S. Don't limit your smoke-outs to PSD's & DMax's. Everything needs to be smoked out ... and all the time!

 

Trying doing that with a EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL and see what happens.

I've got a smoke story for you guys...only I was on the receiving end of it. So I'm rolling along with my cruise set on 60 mph in the far left lane. A 2nd Gen Dodge rolls up on my bumper and tailgates me a while before deciding that I'm going entirely too slow. Finally, he passes me on the right (in the middle lane), cuts me off (barely missing my front bumper with his rear bumper) and puts the hammer down. Black smoke bellows out his pipe and what was supposed to scare/annoy/anger me just made me smile with an ever-so-slight touch of sarcastic amusement.

I thought about giving chase and returning the favor, but I just wasn't in that big of a hurry so I just kept rolling along without a care in the world.

 

hehe.....i got smoked today too driving my old mans 02 7.3 F-550 home from work, i was goin up a grade with it full of nasty old tar shingles and ceder shakes, the truck wasnt accelerating or bogging, and i had my foot to the floor...so this 2nd gennie, it had to be a 12 valver as she was smokin like a prostitute in church, he gets infronta me.....puffs a lil one, then puts the pedal into it with it in gear....i was like "HEY THATS MY TRICK!!!' i wudint even mad...lol, just sorta peeved someone was using my move, lol.

Best wishes,
Dom

 

Yes, with my stacks i dont only get them on the passenger side, but the whole vehicle. And nobody really tailgates me either.

 

The only thing ive been smokin of late are the tires on the Lincoln Mark 8

 

Had to add this one...

Last weekend I was heading up to a bachelor party for my cousins fiance, and on the way there this Mustang was riding my butt the whole way. We were behind another car running the speed limit, and I could tell this guy wanted to pass. So the first time we had a chance, he laid out a split second after I did (I could see over the car in front of me, he couldn't see past me at all ) As soon as I was out, I laid it down!!!

Now, at 55mph my truck is turning ~1600RPM in 5th gear, this B1 is a lag pig 'till about 1750-1800RPM I don't have to explain what happened next, do I?? Not only did this guy get smoked BIG TIME, I ALSO OUTRAN HIM . When I let out of it at 105mph, he came up beside me with his passenger hanging out the window hooping and hollerin' at this 8K lb smoke wagon that just showed them what power was. They loved it as much as I did!!

The best part of the story...they were friends of the guy whose party it was, so they congratulated me again when I got to the party

Chris

 

I think people are learning that a truck with stacks or a tailpipe that looks like a cannon will bellow smoke with the least bit of aggrivation. Noone tailgates anymore :-( At least,,,not as much as they used too. Evolution I guess lol.

 

it seems logical dosent it? however i still get quite a few tailgater's even after ive layed into er a little bit. but when i get in to it really heavy, they back off. (being as how they cant see where the road is...)

 

tell me about it

Ive smoked ppl to the point where they drop their cell phones outta the car window, or come out with headlights and wipers full blown.... But then again, i only have four inch straight.... he he he he he he he

Tx

 

Yeah. I always thought a 6 inch tip with a 4 inch exhaust feeding it would get the point across, but it still doesent work until they get close enough to have to clean the soot out of there eyes after i lay into it.

Eric

 

Man, I smoke like 2 people a day, at least. My truck's real fun now, at 45 it drops into OD, and with a boost foolder and 37" tires lugs teh engine down real good, I can roll into it and pour coal. I've given TxDiesel007 a ride in my truck, he can tell you what it's about (and how much my tranny slips for those that wonder).