i turned the key on once, pumped the throttle a few times and fired it right as a co-worker walked by the end of the pipe, the cloud covered him head to toe and he smelled like #2 for the rest of the day, he was choked

 

I call Bull-****

 

Seems like a legit story to me...I mean smoking people out for no reason at all is pretty much idiotic..and the above story seems fittingly idiotic as well.. To me the only smoke stories that have any value are those of people that truly deserved it getting smoked, like completely unprovoked antagonistic drivers...and there really aren't that many of them. Also for the record, 99% of drivers do not know what a 'warning puff' is...it's just a stupid excuse for ppl in this thread to fully smoke ppl..

 

Pumped the throttle a few times? What is that supposed to do? There's no accelerator pump to load the engine up with fuel like with older carbureted gas engines.

I concur on the tailgaters thing. If someone is really tailgating you, they're an idiot. Even if they DON'T understand the warning puff, they're an idiot-they know better than to do what they're doing. Smoke the **** out of them, and don't lose a minute's sleep over it. Now that I'm running on mostly waste oil instead of diesel, it's even worse. Diesel fumes smell good compared to used motor oil fumes. I don't smoke people for no reason, but a tailgater is fair game. All they have to do is back off, it's not rocket science.

 

I agree about the tailgaters deserving smoke. As for the guy smoking his birthday buddies. What if one guy had been thinking about buying a diesel truck? But now he may think, "I won't look at a nasty ole smoking Cummins." Then he gets a 6.0-No PSD that averages 15 trips to the dealer per year, but still thinks its better than a smoke bomb Cummins (which of course he'd be wrong about).

Anyway, I've only smoked a few people in the 6 years I've had the truck, but I don't have enough fuel to give them much more than a warning shot anyway.

 

yes, smoking out others is childish.
BUT
So is buying a truck then adding all kinds of aftermarket gofast goodies. Arn't we all guilty of that??

 

Yeah, but I'm only a little guilty.

 

I forgot to say how much fun I am having with my new Edge box.
My wife KNOWS I bought it for the increased fuel economy

 

I have 'go fast goodies' so I can tow trailers up mountains at the speed limit or more without excessive EGT and plenty of power to spare..not sure that's childish. Smoking people out without provocation definitely is. And provocation does not include someone driving a car you just happen to not like

 

Its our CTD drivers sign of saying hi! when we meet on the highway! no one gets offended!

and i think its also ok if people love to see it!

almost each time our neighbors grandchildren are there, they come over, and want me to smoke!
look:
Click here to see Video

also on the beans field it shouldnt b 2 bad either!

but never do this!
Click here to see Video

 

I have issues with bicycle riders. It's not that I mind them riding next to the curb where they belong, I get irritated with the yuppie edit that think a single bicycle deserves a full lane of traffic like a motorcycle. Expecially in rush hour traffic. A couple of days ago, I'm going home and it's a 35 mph zone, and traffic leaves the light, there's a "S" curve. About 1/2 way around the S is a single bicycle riding in the middle of the right lane, doing about 15 mph. This is rush hour, cars are backed up 2 blocks and this edit is blocking a lane. So, in order to get around him, you have to go into the left lane about halfway. So as I go by, I give him a nice taste of raw #2, he gave me a wave like he wanted me to come back. I decided, that running over him would be a bad thing. But, I guarantee you he tasted and smelled like diesel till his next shower.

 

Glad someone brought this one back up. Thought it had died.
Keep the stories coming guys!!!

 

I must be a real jerk....cause I agree with you 110%!!! Share the road NEVER!!!!

 

How do you know what he tastes like?

 

We live on a 2 lane highway in the Ozark Mountains with large bluffs and no shoulders. The bicycle people seem to think they own the road and refuse to move over or pull off into a driveway and let people go around. Everyone on my road owns horses or cattle and we all pull trailers all weekend up and down the road and have to put up with those idiots blocking the road. They are obviously city people and could care less. I had one going 10 to 15 mph in front of me for 3 miles a few weeks ago as I was heading home from riding a customers horse at the Bar k Wrangler camp. I gave him every opportunity to pull off. I had over 15 vehicles backed up behind me when I decided I had seen enough. I ran the TST up to 9 and locked the mystery switch. He disappeared in the cloud. The guys behind me passed us after we got around and settled back into my normal horse towing speed and they were both laughing and giving us the thumbs sign.