He aint kiddin

and that tranny of his is like a cat, cept eight of the nine lives of that feline are already gone, the last one holds i dont know how... Johns ridden in mine before.. he he he he, not with the 0 plate or the 100 yet tho but were workin on it..

Tx

 

Dont ask me how my tranny has held up either It just keeps holdin though. The day i get a goerend converter will be the day it will be much happier.lol And also the day after that will be the day my 215 injectors go in

Eric

 

Ahhhh... GOOD TIMES!
Someone get this thread goin' again!

 

i made up a BIG sticker: GOT SMOKE for my 98 12 valve dually.

i took my Girl friend the other day with that big truck with a heavy flat bed, and smoked a camaro... the camaro asked me to race... i bet he had no clue of the power and smoke of a 215.

she said that black smoke is so nice... i guess i just smoke people everyday.

at night to see how dark you can get the tailgaters lights.

 

it is really nice to hear/see people return to accident scenes, expecially when they caused.

i was tooling around coalinga the other day. and came across an awful accident that just happened. two jurks one in a duramax racing up the grade . passed a semi on the shoulder after a merge.. well .. 3 people died in a mini van and the 4 year old lived.. now has no parents. the semi truck driver lived cause he was pulled out of the buring truck by a bystander. . seems the duramax Edit the other truck off from smokiing him..

30 minits later one of the guys reutrns... he felt really badly..
20 minits after that the durasmack returns too. as much as i would like to say he has ***** for returning . it wouldnt have happend if he kept of the smoke pedal. and not blinded the second truck into the semi!!!

not that i dont like to give a little.. seems in socal. everylittle rich Edit wants to be an Edit i swear im just gonna start showing them the pictures of
dead people i have had to deal with over the laat 10 years!
maybe ill just move to texas or arkansas

just keep it safe guys!

 

I remember smoking someone many years ago. I had an old 1962 Chev pick up that had a tired small block. Going down the road in a normal traffic mode and there was no problems as it wasn't obvious. But go down a hill with your foot off the gas, even for a little ways, and it was cloudsville behind me. Well, one day and I'm on my way to town and there's a noticable aye-hole riding right on my bumper despite oodles of traffic and no matter if I was there or not, you just aren't going anywhere fast. I ride the brake, Hell, I even come to a stop to catch HER attention and back off a foot or two. Nope....she's gonna ride right there no matter what. So what's a farm boy with an old tired Chev truck that smokes BAD going down a hill gonna do?? She p/o'd me off so bad that I even downshifted so there'd be lots of "volatile aromatics" in the tailpipe JUST FOR HER. She's right on my a$$ so right at the bottom of the big hill I do an immediate downshift into 4th gear (motor pinging and rattling, valves floating, you could almost feel the pumping action forcing the oil out the valve guides!! That poor motor...it was never the same after that ) and absolutely drop my right foot to the metal and then happened to glance back at one of the BEST smoke jobs you ever seen, gas OR diesel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looked like locomotive 442 just left the station!!! WOW!! I bet a quart of bulk oil went out the pipe on that one!! I never did see her after that....or much of anything else. Even tho that was many years ago I'd never do that nowadays.... But considering everything, she deserved it AND IT SURE WAS FUN!!!

 

Well,

Mine is not as good as a friend of mine. He managed to smoke a guy riding one of those segway scooters along a sidewalk. I’ll let him tell that one. HeHe.

I was cruzing the toll-way (westpark is a 2 lane) and traffic was backed up as usual. I could see in my rear view an ambulance running up hard on us. Both lanes pulled to the right and left shoulders to let them go buy. That was when I saw it. A BMW running up behind the ambulance cutting traffic that had pulled over to let the ambulance go by. This seems to be a sport here in the Houston area with emergency vehicles and BMW type drivers.

He left a little too much gap though, because as soon as the ambulance passed me I pulled back into my lane cutting his little party short. He was the typical yuppy Beemer driver. He tried to go around me on the shoulder but could not get around me. He was laughing at first because he knew I busted him. Since we were moving along at about 20 mph I nailed it and gave him a puff. He made a funny face and started waving his hand like he was fanning the smoke from his face, his windows were up though so I doubt he got much in the car. He had one of those ok you got me looks and smiled again.

Well we went on about a mile like that then he tried to go around me on the shoulder again. This time I kicked it out of over drive and locked the converter and smoked him good. He started waving again and making funny faces. Then tried again, and I smoked him again. This went on 4 or 5 more times until he finally got around me on the shoulder and drove around another 10 or so cars to exit at the next exit.

The other people stuck in traffic around me were laughing. I try not to use smoke too much, but this guy needed to get his. I only wish he would have had his window down.

-Dave

 

Well ill bite...

I havent smoked anyone as of late, (IE three weeks or so) but the last one i did was really deserving.. I went to the college where my dad is a welding instructor at the moment. I was gonna go help him out with some computer work and i stop at a crosswalk for this DROP DEAD GORGEOUS girl..I smiled at her and waved at her to pass, trying to be a gentleman, this girl then stuck her nose straight up in the air like she was all big somethin, and she started struttin her stuff along the crosswalk, so this ticked me off and as i knew i could clear her, i put my tailpipe right at her and WHOOPS!! the aftermath was a huge cloud of soot, i couldnt see her anymore lol, when i moved forward i see she had dropped her books, and the phone she was on, and i see my dad at the shops door smiling and laughin. So i get off the truck and his words are..


she deserved that... u were trying to be nice...

Ahhh priceless... now shell think twice when she thinks shes all that...

hope this got a laugh outta u, it still does to me and my old man...

Rick

 

I finally have a good smoke story. I was on my way to town when this car starting tailgating me. I gave him a warning puff and he just inched closer. Then I tapped my brakes. By now, I couldn't even see his headlights. I laid the go pedal down and blew my "fog" of death (need a little more fuel for a cloud, but working on it) on him. The driver backed off about 50 feet and stayed there for the rest of way to town. I was grinning from ear to ear.

 

those are some funny stories. i cant wait till i get my diesel maybe ill get some stories of my one.

this one isnt mine but it is one i heard som where else.

guy i knew through the net was driving his diesel (cant rmember what kind), came up on a couple of dudes in a rice rocket. the driver was talking on his cell (not sure if he was being an a**), so any way its a 4 lane road so the dudes pull to the right lane. the guy driving the diesel pulls along side and times it just right to pour on the coal and plant a big cloud of #2 smoke right in the drivers face.

Keep those stories comming!

 

Tailgater elimination:
Step #1 is the haze- 90% of drivers will back off at this point.
Step #2 the warning puff- does no good if the haze didn't faze them
Step #3 2 second stream

My turn down tip makes all the smoke go under their car but it comes up and around them pretty quickly.

 

Ok I do have a good smoke story. Guy at work said his hemi can make smoke. He was referring to the tires. I just tell him that I'll show him some smoke

We go to leave work and I go from second to 4th and just lay on the throttle I blacked out the enitre road. I see the black hemi break through the cloud and go for the pass. I lit the turbo and we were off. All the way to 110 side by side. I let off and let him by at the end of the road =\

 

my brother had a 94 reg cab 5 spd. he was downtown scooping the loop. and there was this ricer jamming out and trying to run everyone. well the got stuck next to my brother at a ed light and he had a straight pipe on it and was geting annoyed by the ricer. so he started it in third gear and the people behind him said it was pouring out the passenger side of the ricer after it filled the car. no pics but i wish i could have seen it first hand, now that there is just plain funny.

 

I got one only this time the smoke was used for good not evil I was on the way home from work and watched a hit and run long story short I passed the guy and held him back with my trailor then he tried to pass me in the right lane big mistake we smoked him to the sholder as the cop came up me hind. then I kept on trucken so I didn't have to talk to the cop you know how they can be

 

True, more than you'll ever know.