Got someone else today myself..

This was a team effort though.....I was in no hurry to get back to class, had a good friend of mine with me, as she and I have all of our classes together today, and we went to eat at a wendys, on the way out of wendys some dork in a jeep kept weaving in and out of traffic and literally ticking both of us off. Anyways the dude keeps on being a jerk and goin about his business, needless to say we stop at a traffic light and there is a buddy of mine at the light next to me... i quickly grab my phone, and right away he said hey man i saw what he was doing to you, i suppose u wanna smoke him? I said **** YEAH!! he said ill hold him close to your pipe, so i dumped it in 3rd gear, and hammered it, oh the magic of the coal and a dork without doors or a top..... all the way till i picked up enough RPMS to get the truck going... my buddy gives me a ring, My friend Kim is smiling like crazy, my buddy is laughin his *** off and tellin me how funny it was (i have smoked some people with him in my truck.... ) and i got to school the a hole got his just desserts, and i had a smiling woman in my passenger seat.... Thanks buddy!!

TxDiesel007

 

Got a civic today HAHA. anyway a kid at school pulled up on my right side in his lil ricer today talkin to my friend in the passanger seat. after they were done talkin i for got to downshift and mashed it to the floor smoke was rollin out the driver side window as i left

 

Forgot to downshift huh?

I was on my way home from school the other day,and a boy i know gets behind me in his moms minivan .He was taking home another boy i know. We were following someone slow, and there is a pretty tight turn on my road. Hit the lockup switch in 3rd gear, and lugged it all the way around, and coming out of the corner. It was hillarious! Couldnt even see the van for a minute. I guess my automatic forgot to downshift too

Eric

 

Dont ya just hate when that happens

 

So.... I got a crap load of people today!!! I went to a B-day party and had a great time. Everyone was leaving at the same time....then an idea struck me How about smoking 20 people at once Got in Big Blue.....Gave her a lil fuel on start up.....just about this time almost everyone had their doors open. Massive smoking BABY!!! Everyones cars were filled, and they all reeked of my cologne....Eua Du #2

Keep em smokin fellas
Dom

 

I finally got my tail pipe installed and the comp should be in next week. I'll be contributing shortly.

 

Glad to hear we've got another #2 smoker comming on Board! Welcome to the U.S.S. Smokesalot

Sweet smokin
Dom

 

Speakin of smoke stories

according to my ECOLOGY professor.. SOOT IS GOOD... I REPEAT SOOT IS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!! Diesel soot actually is a bi product of too much fuel and too little air resulting in a massive yet beautiful black cloud of smoke which in turn rises up eventually.. Because soot cannot expand thoroughly it is quite capable of patching an area of the ozone layer.. MORE THE REASON TO STRAIGHT PIPE!! tweak your AFC.. and give those environmentalists who hate my truck and even bigger reason to hate it! AND MOST OF ALL,, IM SOO RIGHT!! i love ecolgy class.. i learn something new EVERYDAY!

On a minor note... i smoked the heck outta some dude in one of those low rider caddys.. (fleetwood 80's cars...)

TxDiesel007

 

I had a comp once upon a time but had to sell it. But now everything is running great and I decided it's about time to get back to my evil ways.

 

Funny... I've been reading this thread from the start, and I got "smoked" for the first time ever yesterday..
I was merging onto the "BA" from 169 in Tulsa, headed towards downtown. A 98-02 was ahead of me, but he was only going like 45 (speed limit is 65). After waiting for an opening, I gunned it and jumped out beside him to pass because traffic was flowing at about 70 and I needed to speed up. Before I even got over into the other lane, he punches it and takes off. There's a bunch of black smoke, but none of it clouded my vision because I was in my truck. I passed him up rather quickly, but he kept on the gas until I was at about 85 or so. It was clear that he only did it in spite. Got to class, and the drivers side of my truck had stains on it, and my polished wheels looked like they had been dusted in black primer.

If that's anyone on here, I'm gonna do this to you if I see you again ------> . Hehe, not really, but it did **** me off a little bit..

 

Saw a buch of people laughing at my trucks stacks today....I was fillin up at the truck stop and a girl says "look at the wienie truck with the big exhaust stacks" this is about the time i lift my hood to check my oil and coolant levels...they see the dress up kits...the twins...and the Big C painted on the Radiator. They were all truckers. So they come over and start askin all sortsa questions bout what i did to it...and if it had any power. I chuckled and said "bet i can pull your rig" He stopped smiling. he said "alright, can we go for a spin. I wanna see this thing in action" So i went for a rip with him the the co-pilots seat. I said hold on and he didnt believe me! I pounded the pedal right down, truck came right to life, started fueling, twins spooled, and we were gone. Tires were melting offa the rim they spun so much...i just got new tires too

Dom

 

Wow I didn't realize the TDR thread was that long, I was actually looking for that link to show a friend.

I can't say I have any good stories, it is hard to smoke anyone, I've only had a few cases where people were deserving and normally it doesn't work out as well as I'd like. You know how a place puts a garage sale sign up and these jackasses park on both sides of the road, all the traffic stops and starts backing up as somebody is waiting for a parking spot right up front? Well I slowly rolled by then dropped the accelerator to the floor, they didn't get it as good as some of you guys served up but I think the point got across.

Most of my smoking is used for tailgaters, people who see there is a car in front of me but they still get so close that I can't see their bumper. So I slow down and wait for them to drop back. Once I get about 15mph less than the speed limit I punch it and the black soot just rolls out and it all turns to a haze behind me. Occasionaly they are dense enough to not stop tailgating, so I start the process over again and but go a little slower and smoke a little longer.

 

i want smoke lol waiting on cash to put stacks on first. keep em smoking around surry Joel

 

Yes, stacks r great for smoking! But they're even better for reducing EGTs. Just remember that looks arent everything, so get a large Stack or stacks to expell the excess fuel! I have melted full systems off of my own truck, but ever since i did the 4 inch exhaust, with 5 inch stacks, ive never looked back. plus it directs the smoke right into the peoples cars!

Happy smokin!
Dom

 

i use mine to get the kid with the rap music playing to roll up his windows ...with a 4" lift it puts the tail pipe right at window leval in them hondas and the a/c on a little brake and as soon as the light turns i floor it