Other Everything else not covered in the main topics goes here. Please avoid brand and flame wars. Don't try and up your post count. It won't work in here.

One for the married guys

Old Oct 16, 2002 | 02:10 AM
  #1  
DarrellB's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 588
Likes: 0
From: Lanesville, IN
One for the married guys

12- Pack <br><br>A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' <br>The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' <br><br>The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' <br><br>Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. <br>The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''<br> <br> <br><br>Sorry guys.<br>Darrell
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 06:29 AM
  #3  
Huey's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 77
Likes: 0
From: Xenia, Ohio
Re:One for the married guys

Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 06:33 AM
  #4  
Redleg's Avatar
I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi
 
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,908
Likes: 0
From: Bristol Michigan
Re:One for the married guys

Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 08:14 AM
  #5  
KBERTOCH's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2
Likes: 0
Re:One for the married guys

;D I still have some of my six pack left.I keep them in the fridge. ;D ;D ;D
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 09:01 AM
  #6  
cr1998's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 112
Likes: 0
From: Southeastern Oklahoma
Re:One for the married guys

[quote author=DarrellB link=board=10;threadid=5941;start=0#53431 date=1034752241]<br>... You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''<br> <br> <br><br>Sorry guys.<br>Darrell<br>[/quote]<br><br>Kinda like underwear.
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 09:41 AM
  #7  
95ramtough's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 134
Likes: 0
From: Yakima, Washington
Re:One for the married guys

LOL
Reply

Trending Topics

Old Oct 16, 2002 | 09:44 AM
  #8  
Lary Ellis (Top)'s Avatar
Admin Team Leader
 
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 15,514
Likes: 207
Re:One for the married guys

Well that does it! Wifey told me the 12 packs were an annual affair. Here I am 3 years into a 12 pack too!
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 09:46 AM
  #9  
Shovelhead's Avatar
Administrator / Scooter Bum
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 9,086
Likes: 49
From: Central VA
Re:One for the married guys

I thought it was only Birthdays and New Year's Eve......<br>Hey Wifey............................................. ..
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 05:23 PM
  #10  
Luke S's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 1,335
Likes: 0
Re:One for the married guys

Jeez, and I thought once a week was bad
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 05:30 PM
  #11  
chuck3's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 497
Likes: 0
From: West Jordan, UT
Re:One for the married guys

You Guys are killing me here.
Reply
Old Oct 16, 2002 | 06:03 PM
  #12  
Luke S's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 1,335
Likes: 0
Re:One for the married guys

Well I'm not tryin to be funny I'm serious. :
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Minnesotamike
3rd Gen Engine and Drivetrain -> 2007 and up
15
Dec 16, 2007 10:51 AM
SMOKIN-U
3rd Gen High Performance and Accessories (5.9L Only)
34
Nov 6, 2007 09:21 AM
Mexstan
Other
1
Apr 8, 2006 09:25 PM
DarrellB
Other
6
Apr 29, 2003 09:25 AM
soundbrz
3rd Gen Engine and Drivetrain -> 2003-2007
14
Nov 20, 2002 03:35 PM


Thread Tools
Search this Thread

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:51 PM.