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Old 10-16-2002, 02:10 AM
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12- Pack <br><br>A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' <br>The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' <br><br>The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' <br><br>Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. <br>The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''<br> <br> <br><br>Sorry guys.<br>Darrell
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;D I still have some of my six pack left.I keep them in the fridge. ;D ;D ;D
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[quote author=DarrellB link=board=10;threadid=5941;start=0#53431 date=1034752241]<br>... You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''<br> <br> <br><br>Sorry guys.<br>Darrell<br>[/quote]<br><br>Kinda like underwear.
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LOL
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Well that does it! Wifey told me the 12 packs were an annual affair. Here I am 3 years into a 12 pack too!
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I thought it was only Birthdays and New Year's Eve......<br>Hey Wifey............................................. ..
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Jeez, and I thought once a week was bad
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You Guys are killing me here.
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Well I'm not tryin to be funny I'm serious. :
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