Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a<br>little fireside chat... He said &quot;Jack, let me tell you something. On my<br>wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to<br>your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These<br>are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in<br>this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any<br>problems.&quot; <br><br>&quot;Hmmm,&quot; says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his<br>honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, &quot;Here try these on.&quot;<br>So she does and says, &quot;These are too large, they don't fit me.&quot; So Jack<br>says, &quot;Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I<br>don't want you to ever forget that.&quot; <br><br>Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, &quot;Here you try<br>on mine.&quot; So he does and says, &quot;I can't get into your pants.&quot;<br><br>So Jill says, &quot;Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude,<br>you never will.&quot;<br><br>Thought some of you married fokes would like that one. <br><br>DB<br>

 

Gotta show wifey that one. (if she'll let me)

 

Sounds like my EX-WIFE and me!!!

 

ROTFLMAO<br>DM01

 

 

Boy do I know that feeling!!