WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

 

 

Maybe the soldier that they are investigating is a red neck.

 

 

That's as bad as the hillbilly vasectomy

 

 

I'm scared to ask...but just like a good car accident I just can't help it.....What is a hillbilly vasectomy?
CJ

 

Hillbilly Vasectomy

A guy goes to an Alabama doc and says,

Doc I've got to many kids and I don't want no more, what can I do?

The Doc says, Get a coke can and light a cherry bomb, then drop the cherry bomb into the coke can and count to 10.

Well the guy is thinkin thats crazy so we goes to a Mississippi a Doc and asks the same question.

The Doc says, Get a coke can and light a cherry bomb, then drop the cherry bomb into the coke can and count to 10.

Well the guy then thinks, 2 doctors can't be wrong so here goes.

So the guy goes and gets the coke can and the cherry bomb.He lights the cherry bomb, drops the cherry bomb into the can and holdin the coke can in the right hand starts to count to 10 with his left hand,1,2,3,4,5 and now running out of fingers puts the coke can between his legs to hold the can starts countin the rest of the way on his right hand 6,7,8

 

 

You want to know the sad part?...... That makes sense
CJ