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From: North West Jorsey
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
T raddy! good to hear from you. what ever happen to the paying jobs in B ham? read a report about the sharp decline in construction. after a hundred tornadoes?! doesn't make sense...
been dealing with a surprise situation here, enormous responsibility that i do not think i can handle. no plan, still in shock probably, but time and asking for a little help from Above will help.
been dealing with a surprise situation here, enormous responsibility that i do not think i can handle. no plan, still in shock probably, but time and asking for a little help from Above will help.
Guess we need to pray you up again. First request already on it's way.
We lost the game last night 1-0 
Any my socks keep falling down, even after I taped them 
These socks won't get the nod again. I have another pair with a stripe. But only one stripe, not three like the ones that kept falling down. Maybe one stripe won't be as heavy and they'll stay up.
Any my socks keep falling down, even after I taped them These socks won't get the nod again. I have another pair with a stripe. But only one stripe, not three like the ones that kept falling down. Maybe one stripe won't be as heavy and they'll stay up.
Evening all. Got the SIL project completed today, not a minute too soon either.
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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From: Wyoming
Or...
Sorry could not resist. Thought maybe a we bit of boiling blood may clear things up for ya...
Prayers from here Ma, with his help, there aint nothin you can't handle.
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5th:
1813 - Chief Tecumseh of the Shawnee Indians was killed at the Battle of Thames when American forces defeated the British and the allied Indian warriors.
1877 - Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce Indians surrendered to the U.S. Army after a 1,000-mile retreat towards the Canadian border.
1892 - The Dalton gang was nearly wiped out while attempting to rob two banks simultaneously in Coffeyville, KS. Four members of the gang and four citizens were killed. The only survivor of the gang, Emmett Dawson, was sentenced to life after surviving his wounds.
1902 - Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's, was born.
1947 - U.S. President Harry S Truman held the first televised presidential address from the White House. The subject was the current international food crisis.
1969 - A Cuban defector landed a Soviet-made MiG-17 at Homestead Air Force Base in Florida. The plane entered U.S. air space and landed without being detected.
1988 - In a debate between candidates for vice president of the U.S., Democratic Lloyd Bentsen told Republican Dan Quayle, "You're no Jack Kennedy."
1989 - Jim Bakker was convicted of using his television show to defraud his viewers.
1989 - The Dalai Lama (Lhama Dhondrub, Tenzin Gyatso) was named the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for his nonviolent campaign to end the Chinese domination of Tibet. Gyatso was the 15th Dalai Lama.
1991 - Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev announced that his country would cut its nuclear arsenal in response to the arms reduction that was initiated by U.S. President George Bush.
1994 - 48 people found dead in two Swiss villages. The people were members of a secret religious doomsday cult. Five other people were found in Montreal, Canada.
1999 - MCI Worldcom Inc. and Sprint Corp. announced plans to merge.
2006 - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. rolled out its $4 generic drug program to the entire state of Florida after a successful test in the Tampa area.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
1813 - Chief Tecumseh of the Shawnee Indians was killed at the Battle of Thames when American forces defeated the British and the allied Indian warriors.
1877 - Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce Indians surrendered to the U.S. Army after a 1,000-mile retreat towards the Canadian border.
1892 - The Dalton gang was nearly wiped out while attempting to rob two banks simultaneously in Coffeyville, KS. Four members of the gang and four citizens were killed. The only survivor of the gang, Emmett Dawson, was sentenced to life after surviving his wounds.
1902 - Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's, was born.
1947 - U.S. President Harry S Truman held the first televised presidential address from the White House. The subject was the current international food crisis.
1969 - A Cuban defector landed a Soviet-made MiG-17 at Homestead Air Force Base in Florida. The plane entered U.S. air space and landed without being detected.
1988 - In a debate between candidates for vice president of the U.S., Democratic Lloyd Bentsen told Republican Dan Quayle, "You're no Jack Kennedy."
1989 - Jim Bakker was convicted of using his television show to defraud his viewers.
1989 - The Dalai Lama (Lhama Dhondrub, Tenzin Gyatso) was named the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for his nonviolent campaign to end the Chinese domination of Tibet. Gyatso was the 15th Dalai Lama.
1991 - Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev announced that his country would cut its nuclear arsenal in response to the arms reduction that was initiated by U.S. President George Bush.
1994 - 48 people found dead in two Swiss villages. The people were members of a secret religious doomsday cult. Five other people were found in Montreal, Canada.
1999 - MCI Worldcom Inc. and Sprint Corp. announced plans to merge.
2006 - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. rolled out its $4 generic drug program to the entire state of Florida after a successful test in the Tampa area.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi
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From: Bristol Michigan
Slev, well, in keeping with the tune, it wasn't my first choice 
Never played soccer in my life until now. I'm a basketball player since I can remember but who can't play anymore because of my arm. I figured soccer was like basketball except with legs.
I'm getting invested in the game now. We're five games into the season (halfway). I wish I had a coach during the week to practice with. I want my offensive skills to develop. I think I can play pretty well if I got my skills under control. I'm pretty athletic, coordinated, pretty quick, solid defense...like I said, played basketball (point guard & was very good at it). Now I want to get good at soccer.
Americans invented games where they needed arms to play. It was very short sighted. How can you play a recreational sport and hold your beer at the same time? I imagine the inventors of soccer were sitting around a picnic table, enjoying a wooden mug of beer. One got up to kick a rock, holding his beer of course. Then another guy got up with his beer and tried to kick the rock from the first guy. Bam! Soccer was invented.
Never played soccer in my life until now. I'm a basketball player since I can remember but who can't play anymore because of my arm. I figured soccer was like basketball except with legs.I'm getting invested in the game now. We're five games into the season (halfway). I wish I had a coach during the week to practice with. I want my offensive skills to develop. I think I can play pretty well if I got my skills under control. I'm pretty athletic, coordinated, pretty quick, solid defense...like I said, played basketball (point guard & was very good at it). Now I want to get good at soccer.
Americans invented games where they needed arms to play. It was very short sighted. How can you play a recreational sport and hold your beer at the same time? I imagine the inventors of soccer were sitting around a picnic table, enjoying a wooden mug of beer. One got up to kick a rock, holding his beer of course. Then another guy got up with his beer and tried to kick the rock from the first guy. Bam! Soccer was invented.
Coffee's ready, grab a plate.
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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From: Texas
Morning people
JWBM, we'll say a prayer. Keep going forward and have faith. If you've been brought to it, you'll be brought through it.
Riverdance eh? I'll have to think about that. But my first inkling is "no"lol
JWBM, we'll say a prayer. Keep going forward and have faith. If you've been brought to it, you'll be brought through it.
Riverdance eh? I'll have to think about that. But my first inkling is "no"lol
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
Morning gang.. It's been awhile since I've stopped by but its not like any missed me anyways. Think I'll just grab a cup of sludge and kick a doughnut. 
I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi
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From: Bristol Michigan
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From: Sarasota, Florida
Another mornin' gang, this slow wifi in this park is working this morning for some reason, so before it quits I wish ya'll a wonderful day full of good surprises. Heading out from Santa Fe today for some history on the INdians. Quite fascinating. Talk later.
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From: North West Jorsey
Todays Chuckles
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Heidi
This is to cheer you up a bit.
Shorts
This is to make you forget about heavy stripes on socks. Must have been a good game with a score like that
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Heidi
This is to cheer you up a bit.
Shorts
This is to make you forget about heavy stripes on socks. Must have been a good game with a score like that
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Probably just got jammed up in a machine or something but I pictured some red eyed Hippy in the back corner of the sorting room, sucking on that envelope
My Bro in law and I were in Sams Club about 8 months ago and I was about 4 isles away from him when I came across the "Condom section" I yelled out ( Hey Ron! They got the Trojans over here!...) He hollered back (Have they got any Extra Large?)
We had all kinds of people looking at us
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From: North West Jorsey
Glad to see you back. Between you and Jarhead, it was getting a little boring. Kept poking at Scott, but he never figured it out. Or was post jumping again.
Back in the 70's when I sent a letter (all email now) I used to write in small letters around the stamp "50 hits of acid concealed behind stamp" until one of my letters failed to get through
Probably just got jammed up in a machine or something but I pictured some red eyed Hippy in the back corner of the sorting room, sucking on that envelope
My Bro in law and I were in Sams Club about 8 months ago and I was about 4 isles away from him when I came across the "Condom section" I yelled out ( Hey Ron! They got the Trojans over here!...) He hollered back (Have they got any Extra Large?) We had all kinds of people looking at us
Probably just got jammed up in a machine or something but I pictured some red eyed Hippy in the back corner of the sorting room, sucking on that envelope
My Bro in law and I were in Sams Club about 8 months ago and I was about 4 isles away from him when I came across the "Condom section" I yelled out ( Hey Ron! They got the Trojans over here!...) He hollered back (Have they got any Extra Large?)
We had all kinds of people looking at us 
