West Coast Water Cooler/ Breakroom for the DTR young
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
saw a couple things on my way home that I need to pass along and ask everyone to pass it along.
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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From: Texas
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Heidi
This is to cheer you up a bit.
Shorts
This is to make you forget about heavy stripes on socks. Must have been a good game with a score like that
1. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
7. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Heidi
This is to cheer you up a bit.
Shorts
This is to make you forget about heavy stripes on socks. Must have been a good game with a score like that
It was a good game. We could have won that though, even missing most our guys (Co-ed league). Once a competitor always a competitor.
saw a couple things on my way home that I need to pass along and ask everyone to pass it along.
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
So picky
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From: North West Jorsey
saw a couple things on my way home that I need to pass along and ask everyone to pass it along.
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
yeah, I know... 
yeah.... coming up the onramp, just slid into traffic and the guy with the mowers passed me.... got out of town, took a left, the guy with the fridge whips it out sonic infront of me... get thru that town, about 10 miles down the road, there is a stop n' rob in the middle of nowhere, just past that intersection, someone was pulled over passenger door open and a kid standing there next to the car.
yeah.... coming up the onramp, just slid into traffic and the guy with the mowers passed me.... got out of town, took a left, the guy with the fridge whips it out sonic infront of me... get thru that town, about 10 miles down the road, there is a stop n' rob in the middle of nowhere, just past that intersection, someone was pulled over passenger door open and a kid standing there next to the car.
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From: North West Jorsey
yeah, I know...
yeah.... coming up the onramp, just slid into traffic and the guy with the mowers passed me.... got out of town, took a left, the guy with the fridge whips it out sonic infront of me... get thru that town, about 10 miles down the road, there is a stop n' rob in the middle of nowhere, just past that intersection, someone was pulled over passenger door open and a kid standing there next to the car.
yeah.... coming up the onramp, just slid into traffic and the guy with the mowers passed me.... got out of town, took a left, the guy with the fridge whips it out sonic infront of me... get thru that town, about 10 miles down the road, there is a stop n' rob in the middle of nowhere, just past that intersection, someone was pulled over passenger door open and a kid standing there next to the car.
10 miles between towns? I thought it was more than that.
What area of Okey Dokey are you in? I've been there many times. Used to go to Enid on a regular basis. Talking about the 2nd left past nowhere. . .
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
nah, in places they are closer. especially on the east side of the state.
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Speaking of Tulsa. . . You remember that 58 Plymouth they pulled out of the vault a few years back? Ms. Belvedere? That car is about 12 miles from me. I work with the guy who is bringing it back to presentable for display. Sort of a consultant
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
I know a guy from another forum who lives north west from Tulsa. He lives 9 miles from a paved road.
Speaking of Tulsa. . . You remember that 58 Plymouth they pulled out of the vault a few years back? Ms. Belvedere? That car is about 12 miles from me. I work with the guy who is bringing it back to presentable for display. Sort of a consultant
Speaking of Tulsa. . . You remember that 58 Plymouth they pulled out of the vault a few years back? Ms. Belvedere? That car is about 12 miles from me. I work with the guy who is bringing it back to presentable for display. Sort of a consultant
I hadn't heard about the 57 plymouth till now. a bit of googling and I would say that car is ruined. Looks like the vault was about 1/2 filled with water and mud.
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Who cares
I just brought it up because it was in your home state. It was a anniversary thing for Tulsa. 50 years.
Oh yeah It's toast. We haven't been able to get the doors open yet. Apparently some of the mortor from the vault disolved and deposited itself in the door latches. We can make the car gleam, but can't open the doors. The plan is to roll another frame under it, and maybe get it running, but definitely rolling. Yes we can get it running. Steve is keeping secrets. The engine actually tweaks after 2 years. Some of the parts are in remarkable condition. The valve covers rotted through, but the valve springs gleam. Go figure
There's been offers of 1/2 a mil for that car. . . .
Oh yeah It's toast. We haven't been able to get the doors open yet. Apparently some of the mortor from the vault disolved and deposited itself in the door latches. We can make the car gleam, but can't open the doors.
The plan is to roll another frame under it, and maybe get it running, but definitely rolling. Yes we can get it running. Steve is keeping secrets. The engine actually tweaks after 2 years. Some of the parts are in remarkable condition. The valve covers rotted through, but the valve springs gleam. Go figureThere's been offers of 1/2 a mil for that car. . . .
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
How are you sir?
I'm not surprised Scott's been pocked a few times. Probably doesn't even feel it anymore.
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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From: Wyoming
Dear God Cincy, I take everything I said about you to Scott back... Except the good stuff of course. Prayers for you, and prayers for a peaceful journey for your uncle.
Hang in there buddy, I have no advise, and can't say anything that could possibly make you feel better except maybe that if nothing else, you'll always be ugly.
There. Feel Better???
Hang in there buddy, I have no advise, and can't say anything that could possibly make you feel better except maybe that if nothing else, you'll always be ugly.
There. Feel Better???
It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
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From: Central Mexico.
G'day y'all. Thursday is winding down here. Been a nice day weather wise, but definitely getting cooler. The morning was spent at a dentist - my all time favorite place to be in the whole wide world.
Cincy, man, you sure have been thru the mill. Times like that can be rough - really rough. Wish I could help you in a more tangible way way besides just praying for you.
Talking of prayer, I have not noticed any prayer requests recently. Do I take that to mean that everybody is doing OK?
Not going to take the time to wade back thru the pages of posts. If it is business as usual, then it is probably just drivel anyway.
Cincy, man, you sure have been thru the mill. Times like that can be rough - really rough. Wish I could help you in a more tangible way way besides just praying for you.
Talking of prayer, I have not noticed any prayer requests recently. Do I take that to mean that everybody is doing OK?
Not going to take the time to wade back thru the pages of posts. If it is business as usual, then it is probably just drivel anyway.
It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
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From: Central Mexico.
saw a couple things on my way home that I need to pass along and ask everyone to pass it along.
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...
If you have a tandem trailer with 4 zero turn mowers on it, please dont drive around with one wheel missing and the other on that side 1/2 flat. when you pass me on the highway at 70 mph, it scares me.
If you have to haul a fridge on your single axle trailer so you dont scratch the bed of your truck, please strap it to something more substantial than the wire gate ramp and use something heavier than a bungie cord.
If you need to pull over across the street from the quicky mart so your kid can get out and pee, please get most of the way on the shoulder. I dont care if your kid is afraid of grass, im afraid of taking your mirror with me...