(Shortround throws trashcan down the length of the passageway)<br>Everybody roll out of those racks!!!! I let you sleep in till 0530 'cause I love y'all so much!!! Move, move, move!!! If I'm up, you need to be too. Move it folks. Got a pot of Luzianne coffee ready 'cause Folgers is for those that like to see through their breakfast.<br><br>Hope everyone had/has a good and safe holiday.<br>OBTW, I have sent all that mess of weather we had here, EAST. Enjoy.<br><br>shortround out

 

What the h-e-hockey sticks was that that just blew through here?? Who's the idiot running around in skivvies throwing trashcans down the aisle? Another Christmas Eve Top 3 party drunk I'll bet. <br><br>Coffee? Did he say something about coffee? You tell that old fool that if it isn't San Francisco Bay, Colombian, Decaf, freshly ground this morning with a dash of Hazelnut nonfat cream and 2 bags of Equal gently stirred in, I ain't budging from this rack.<br><br>Matter of fact, I've a good mind to report this guy to Top. Top will take care of him. <br><br>Hey T-O-P. Here's another one for the s--t detail.<br><br>

 

You go get em NWDave....no trash can throwing around me anymore I sleep with a loaded gun ;D

 

Morning all. <br>1st pot-o-coffee gone, 2nd brewing....The rest of the house is still &quot;all snug in their beds&quot;....and Geeze Louise Shortround, it's supposed to be &quot;out on the lawn there arose such a clatter&quot;...not &quot;down the hallway&quot; (now easing the hammer back down on the &quot;9&quot;). ...<br><br>Merry Christmas. ;D<br><br><br>

 

Merry HO,, HO,,HO,, HOME is where I wish I was at. <br> I imagine that all the grandkids have opened their stuff by now,,,,, I hope the wife took plenty of pictures. The 7 &amp; 8 yr. olds were still snoozin when I left for work, but JD, the 1yr old baby girl was keeping her momma and my wife busy trying to keep her out of the room with the tree &amp; gifts. ;D She has only been walking for a few months,,,, but man can she GO!!

 

Hey Dennis<br><br>Just curious, what do you do that you have to work Christmas Day?<br><br>Dan

 

Some people sure are cranky when they first get up.<br>Oh I forgot, this is the kinder, gentler, military. I guess I'll have to stop throwing trashcans. I'd sure hate to have someone whip their &quot;time out&quot; card out on me. <br><br>shortround out

 

So as I walk outside doing my husbandly duty I realize that someone ran off with my trashcan. Anyone seen it? ???

 

Richard,<br>I don't have your trashcan. I prefer to use the good old heavy galvanized ones.<br>Guess I'll have to start using plastic ones. I wouldn't want to startle these guys, especially the aviators. It's unreal how sensitive some people are.<br><br>shortround out

 

Get the plastic one with wheels, then you can roll by quietly, stopping at each bunk and whisper gently;&quot;wake up sleepyhead, the latte is almost ready&quot;

 

[quote author=dan239 link=board=10;threadid=8780;start=0#84766 date=1040849852]<br>Hey Dennis<br><br>Just curious, what do you do that you have to work Christmas Day?<br><br>Dan<br>[/quote]<br>I operate compounding extruders that produce compounded polymers (plastics) for all sorts of applications. It's 24-7, 365 days-a-year work. [undecided]

 

Ya know...<br>This was starting out to be a pretty good day.<br>I decided to step out of my office, go down the hall for some more coffee.<br>Well, just as I stepped out of my office, I get clobbered by this flying galvanized trash can that someone thought would be funny to throw down the hallway.<br>Now I sit in my office with a broken coffee cup and smelling like the inside of a trash can!<br><br> :<br><br> <br><br>Rich