some of us might be able to relate in some way to this story:

I just could not help but to share this with you guys! Listen up! If
you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
tray, because you are dead.


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal Mart, only to
have their car break down in the parking lot.


The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything
back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead

 

 

 

 

moral of the story is to to get your gal familiar with your privates so she can recognize them in an emergency

 

 

01, you ain't seen them gals and fellers out in north west Florida. Their family trees are a straight line!

 

Hold your horses Hannibal. I was raised in Tallahassee, at least our tree has a little curve to it.

 

He was probably nice and cozy laying in the son 'til those cold hands took control....

 

oopsie hahaha

 

Awful nice of her to hide the family jewels for him. I would've paid to see the husbands expression.

PISTOL

 

...and more so to see her expression when she looked up and saw her husband.