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From: Birmingham, Alabama
Howdy TallGuy!
I always have been a little slow. Mom says she was in labor for six days.
On the seventh day I was born. Church bells were ringing, Birds were singing and my Butt was stinging.
This wouldn’t be the last time my Butt stung but later in life I grew to enjoy it.
Anyway,
Three wise men showed up shortly after my birth giving me gifts and selling me a time share deal for a condo in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
They later did commercials for Pep Boys Auto parts.
I really don’t know where I am going with this but being slow and having things go over my head has worked out just fine for me.
The few times that things didn’t go over my head wound up really hurting and created large bumps.
I always have been a little slow. Mom says she was in labor for six days.
On the seventh day I was born. Church bells were ringing, Birds were singing and my Butt was stinging.
This wouldn’t be the last time my Butt stung but later in life I grew to enjoy it.
Anyway,
Three wise men showed up shortly after my birth giving me gifts and selling me a time share deal for a condo in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
They later did commercials for Pep Boys Auto parts.
I really don’t know where I am going with this but being slow and having things go over my head has worked out just fine for me.
The few times that things didn’t go over my head wound up really hurting and created large bumps.

Morning Shorts.
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There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
Evening all. I'm with y'all on the mall crowds. I'd rather take a whipping than go there, even in the summer. I've currently got some tunes from the 60's and 70's playing on the 'puter. I wish I had an adult beverage to go along with the close of this day.
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I live about an hour's drive from the world famous Mall of America. Never been there. Don't ever plan to go. When I go somewhere, I would like memories.
I think I'll drive my setup through the Black Hills.

I think I'll drive my setup through the Black Hills.

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If I was that close to it I would sure go just to see what all the fuss is about.
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