Sam the Shrew is dead---RIP
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From: alaska
Sam the Shrew is not dead
He slept through this winters dread
The sun is out and the earth is warm
Scurrying about without any scorn
Gathering food for life's great feast
He enjoys his world, his life, his peace.
He slept through this winters dread
The sun is out and the earth is warm
Scurrying about without any scorn
Gathering food for life's great feast
He enjoys his world, his life, his peace.
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
Hoot goes the owl
Sam needs needs to pick up the pace
Lest he exits via the large end of the bowel.
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DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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From: Kenai Alaska
That's what I said. First time on a computer in two months and its the first thing that comes up.It appears to be j_martin and Shorts fault.
P.S. Sometime in the last two months a shrew pooped on the kitchen counter. It could be the Son of Sam!
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From: Kenai Alaska
Hmmmm, seems like the only one who knew I was gone was the shrew.
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From: Thanks Don M!
The fact is Bark, I knew you were gone and Bobby and I talked about you.
The talk was about how you've had it rough with a guy named Sam the Shrew.
We have faith in you as the guy that'll know what to do.
The talk was about how you've had it rough with a guy named Sam the Shrew.
We have faith in you as the guy that'll know what to do.
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From: Kenai Alaska
What to do about new Sam the shrew,
When Sam senior died I thought I was through-
with going through the house to pick up his poo.
Oh well, Its not like I have much else to do.
When Sam senior died I thought I was through-
with going through the house to pick up his poo.
Oh well, Its not like I have much else to do.
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From: Lyndon KS
Sam was not dead as feared
He got lost somewhere in Scotty's beard
He's made it back and now it's true
He marks Barks home with his poo
And while some may think him quite the cad
He was put to this mission by TRad
And while he hops and cavorts
He's receiving aid sent by Shorts
While Bark cleans and crys out with a sob
Sam enjoys a phoo prepared by Bob
Bark if you want this saga to stop
Hire a hit man , (you might ask TOP)
He got lost somewhere in Scotty's beard
He's made it back and now it's true
He marks Barks home with his poo
And while some may think him quite the cad
He was put to this mission by TRad
And while he hops and cavorts
He's receiving aid sent by Shorts
While Bark cleans and crys out with a sob
Sam enjoys a phoo prepared by Bob
Bark if you want this saga to stop
Hire a hit man , (you might ask TOP)
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From: Thanks Don M!
Here comes Top, pop pop pop.
Somebody help him with some beano
to make his gas stop stop stop.
Poor old twinner had too much vino,
Now his Depends is going plop plop plop.
But wait just a minute he has a plan.
He's dropping land mines with back up Stan and they're making more mess than Sam the Shrew when he frolics all about dropping his doo doo doo.
Time for a BobbyDependable phoo.
Somebody help him with some beano
to make his gas stop stop stop.
Poor old twinner had too much vino,
Now his Depends is going plop plop plop.
But wait just a minute he has a plan.
He's dropping land mines with back up Stan and they're making more mess than Sam the Shrew when he frolics all about dropping his doo doo doo.
Time for a BobbyDependable phoo.