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Jun 27, 2014 | 08:22 AM

#811

Chrisreyn

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From: Lyndon KS

Bark would like this thread to die
So TRad gave it one good try,
But the shrew still scurrys around the place
Leaving poo to sadden Batks face.

So long as Sam is free to roam
Peeing all around Barks home
Thus thread will constantly remain
A reminder if Barks rodent pain

The only way this thread will go,
Is when admin gives it the heave-hoI

Jun 27, 2014 | 09:37 AM

#812

patdaly

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From: Streator Illinois

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Originally Posted by Chrisreyn

I gotta say, you do have a way with poetry..............

Jun 28, 2014 | 01:57 AM

#813

Bark

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From: Kenai Alaska

We have some truly talented people in DTR.
Can't think of who any of them are at the moment though

Jun 28, 2014 | 05:49 PM

#814

Totallyrad

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From: Birmingham, Alabama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bark

We have some truly talented people in DTR.
Can't think of who any of them are at the moment though

Hey, go buy some matches.

Jul 15, 2014 | 09:10 PM

#815

cincydiesel

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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams

Shrews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 15, 2014 | 10:13 PM

#816

Bark

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From: Kenai Alaska

Had to show my wife the back of your head again. She says I need something like that on my forehead.

Jul 17, 2014 | 10:45 PM

#817

Totallyrad

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From: Birmingham, Alabama

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Originally Posted by Bark

Had to show my wife the back of your head again. She says I need something like that on my forehead.

Dang Bark, you are getting old. That's the back of Blake's head, remember??????? I hope you get your head confused with the neighbors. Something tells me neither your wife or your neighbors are going to believe you just got confused about where to take a leak, at 3 in the morning.

Jul 17, 2014 | 11:29 PM

#818

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From: Thanks Don M!

Its a shrew that's typing under Barks name. Small lil brain and all. Splains why its so mixed up.

There, I bailed ewe out Bark.

Shrew was a close call.

Jul 18, 2014 | 07:12 PM

#819

Bark

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From: Kenai Alaska

Thanks Scotty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totallyrad

Dang Bark, you are getting old. That's the back of Blake's head, remember???????

That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.

Jul 18, 2014 | 10:44 PM

#820

j_martin

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From: Isanti, MN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bark

Thanks Scotty

.

That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.

Wow, just saw the Chuck Norris of verbal battle take out the whole crew with one sentence.

Jul 18, 2014 | 11:20 PM

#821

Totallyrad

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From: Birmingham, Alabama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty

Its a shrew that's typing under Barks name. Small lil brain and all. Splains why its so mixed up.

There, I bailed ewe out Bark.

Shrew was a close call.

Are you trying to say he was hacked? I can't believe that.

If you said he had been taken to the mother ship, had his orifices probed and returned with an artificial intelligence controlling his mind........ That'll never work, some of those words just don't go together. He was hacked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bark

Thanks Scotty

.

That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.

All of us, Blake just has more tally marks.

Jul 20, 2014 | 12:27 PM

#822

cougar

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From: alaska

How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?

Jul 21, 2014 | 12:24 PM

#823

Chrisreyn

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From: Lyndon KS

Quote:

Originally Posted by cougar

How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?

Two, but they have to be consenting adults......
More than two and it's a ménage-et-shrew

Jul 21, 2014 | 12:27 PM

#824

Lary Ellis (Top)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cougar

How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?

Depends on the size of the melon you are trying to cover....If we are talking about Scotty's head then it likely takes ALL of them

Jul 22, 2014 | 08:32 AM

#825

Chrisreyn

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From: Lyndon KS

I heard Bark let out another sigh,
Oh how he prays this thread will die
New posts fill his heart with dread
While dancing shrews run through his head.
Sam cavorts in Barks nightmares
He cackles and plays on Barks worst fears.
He leaves Bark gifts of rodent poo
Yelling "howdy pard!, it's you-know-who"

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