Sam the Shrew is dead---RIP
01-03-2012, 05:40 AM
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It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
01-03-2012, 07:53 AM
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Pray tell how can a thread live on and on over a stupid shrew? or maybe two of them? or - - or - - maybe thirteen, or 25 of them? ha ha - - yeh, an extended family of them. Oh yeh, now I know - - it's Bark. You are a crazee man, Bark - - keep it up, we luv ya, man.....
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01-03-2012, 09:19 AM
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Pray tell how can a thread live on and on over a stupid shrew? or maybe two of them? or - - or - - maybe thirteen, or 25 of them? ha ha - - yeh, an extended family of them. Oh yeh, now I know - - it's Bark. You are a crazee man, Bark - - keep it up, we luv ya, man.....
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01-03-2012, 03:54 PM
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Bark! between the 2 of us we should come up with enough for a "shrewliner". Nicer than astroturf I'd think.
01-03-2012, 04:28 PM
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Heidi -- what's shrew with you?
I agree with Stan,--Groan
After Sam died I thought I was seeing his Ghost everywhere but after fleeing from the Shrew Spirits a few times I realized that you guys were right. Where there is one Shrew there are many more. Little guys are overrunning me.
I can't use the glue traps (im weird about that) so I guess I will rig up one of the traps that cougar and Lary use.
cougar!
Shrews are very soft (and machine washable). Ill bet they would make an excellent bedliner for those long winter nights.
I agree with Stan,--GroanI can't use the glue traps (im weird about that) so I guess I will rig up one of the traps that cougar and Lary use.
cougar!
Shrews are very soft (and machine washable). Ill bet they would make an excellent bedliner for those long winter nights.
01-03-2012, 04:36 PM
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This thread is like a train wreck. Each time I get up to date on it I say 'self, you don't need to keep reading this thread anymore'. Then I come back to this section of the site and I see someone has updated it and I just have to go look. You know, just like trying to drive by a train wreck without looking at it.
There is something very wrong with us - you all know that don't you.....
There is something very wrong with us - you all know that don't you.....
01-03-2012, 07:05 PM
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A "shrewed" deal for a good marketer.
Sean, help is in the mail.
Sean, help is in the mail.
01-03-2012, 07:05 PM
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01-03-2012, 09:50 PM
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Bark, I think you're not taking full advantage of this opportunity. Considering where you live and the extreme cold of your winters, coupled with your ability to take a few simple tasks and create a boiling pot of FUBAR, I think you should embrace the joy these simple little critters can bring you. Think about next Christmas, wouldn't you like to have your wife say to you that all your accidents, mishaps and mis-matched
get rich quick ideas were once and for all totally forgiven? I bet you would and a sure way to get that forgiveness and the endearing love of your spouse would be to give her a one-of-a-kind, designer created shrewskin coat. Why she'd be the bell of the ball and you have all the necessary materials at hand. You've got shrews a plenty, all you need is a fancy smancy name to put on the label and we can help you with that. You just need to start fattening the little bundles of joy up so it won't take so many. Since it's so cold there you can put the skins outside to tan without worrying about them going bad. You can sew them together in your spare time so you won't be rushed as Christmas approaches and before you know it you'll be done. It's either that or we mail you a really big snake.
get rich quick ideas were once and for all totally forgiven? I bet you would and a sure way to get that forgiveness and the endearing love of your spouse would be to give her a one-of-a-kind, designer created shrewskin coat. Why she'd be the bell of the ball and you have all the necessary materials at hand. You've got shrews a plenty, all you need is a fancy smancy name to put on the label and we can help you with that. You just need to start fattening the little bundles of joy up so it won't take so many. Since it's so cold there you can put the skins outside to tan without worrying about them going bad. You can sew them together in your spare time so you won't be rushed as Christmas approaches and before you know it you'll be done. It's either that or we mail you a really big snake.
01-03-2012, 10:31 PM
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^^^^^ Shrew Dat Rick. ^^^^^
I shrew hope this thread keeps going.
Here a shrew there a shrew everywhere a shrew shrew.
Put your shrew in the shrew of the shrew who.......
And now for the new recipe of the evening...
MU Shrew M shoup.
I think I need a nap...pass the shrew.
I shrew hope this thread keeps going.
Here a shrew there a shrew everywhere a shrew shrew.
Put your shrew in the shrew of the shrew who.......
And now for the new recipe of the evening...
MU Shrew M shoup.
I think I need a nap...pass the shrew.
01-03-2012, 11:01 PM
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cougar: Its very scary. Our posts were made at the same time. As has been said, its going to be a long winter.
Rick, thanks for the advice . It certainly wouldnt be the worst gift I gave her and the little guys are way softer than mink.
However, I think the snake is a great idea. My mailing address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. COD is ok.
Scotty---sigh,,, if that doesn't cause the ADMINS to shrewdly close this thread before it totally disintegrates nothing will.
Rick, thanks for the advice . It certainly wouldnt be the worst gift I gave her and the little guys are way softer than mink.
However, I think the snake is a great idea. My mailing address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. COD is ok.
Scotty---sigh,,, if that doesn't cause the ADMINS to shrewdly close this thread before it totally disintegrates nothing will
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