WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTT!! Two consecutive posts with no mention of shrews??? What kind of thread do you think this is?!?!
Let's stay on topic please.

Chant the mantra after me -
Shrewwwwwwwmmmm, shrewwwwwwwmmmm, shrewwwwwwwmmmm, shrewwwwwwwmmmm, shrewwwwwwwmmmm

 

Stop it!! Stop saying the word shrew!!
Can’t somebody stop the madness!!
So many times I have tried to kill this thread just like I killed Sam the Shrew.
GASP….

I am confused. Maybe I confess.
As some have already accused me of,
It may very well have been me who killed Sam the Shrew
but I no longer know what is truth and what is fabrication.

I admit, I was jealous of his lustrous coat and his ability to spell but I have never felt the urge to kill
except for Barney the purple dinosaur, Paris Hilton and one of the Teletubbies.

The cursed wicked detestable mean spirited Admins plague me and won’t close the thread.
I tried staying away for almost a month yet got dragged back like a moth to a flame,
constantly hearing the sound of the dead shrews heart beating beneath the floorboards where I may have buried him.
I try and change the direction yet Demons keep mentioning the dreaded word SHREW and drag us all back into this insane abyss.
I must ponder these thoughts before I do anything else.

I must also ponder what ponder means.
I should also not click on Submit Reply before
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Not to worry Bark. The Iditarod has started and once the shrewsleds reach Nome, spring will soon be here and the cabin fever will break and the shrews will go away till next winter. In the meantime, you might try washing and drying this thread like you did Sam. That just might kill it. Don't forget the fabric softener.

 

WHOA! You are a Shrewuel Taskmaster..........

 

Mebee, Mebee not.

You gonna pay more than the Shrews?

They weren't scared to pony up for some serious coin.

How much is it worth for your sanity, Shrew-boy?

 

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

A new born shrew to see, pa rum pum pum pum

 

If a techie on the DTR staff has a little time to kill, it would really be interesting to know how many occurrences of the character sequence (s h r e w) occur in the "other" forum since 12/23/2011.

Maybe compare it to other words you would expect, like "diesel"

 

Top words for this site and all neck and neck for the most popular...

Shrew
Concrete
Bedliner
BOMB

Lets BOMB our trucks with Shrew fur lined Concrete Bedliners.

Shrew fur ewe and shrew 4 me doo dee doo dee dum dee doo

 

I hear they like Proctor and shrewmble products.

 

Ive already lost one dollar on it. Mackey was supposed to be in front of King at Nikolai.

So I wasn't paranoid after all. Those little devils have been selling the copper wiring from my house!

I am still pretty sure that the most mentioned search word on DTR is still SHEEP. Granted, it is hard to get a sheep in the washing machine but they don't poop on the kitchen counter.

 

Sheep are only hard to get in the washer the first time. After that, they've shrunk and it's easier to get them in. I hear that's not the case with shrews - no shrinkage to worry about.

 

Shrews are like socks in the washer...some disappear.

 

Kinda like the cat that used to be a problem for Lary.How far could a shrew taped to a bowling ball go if it was rapidly expelled from a co2 tank cannon?

 

The ball would go 450 yards while the shrew drops unnoticed to the floor and scampers over to the cat food dish for lunch.

 

Now you've done it,Bark and his wife are going to be sleepless in Alaska.