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Old 11-28-2008, 06:09 AM
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Oooookay then, if you can't pass gas........

From MSNBC
Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Fla. school
Sheriff's report says the boy was 'disrupting his classroom environment'
updated 8:47 p.m. CT, Mon., Nov. 24, 2008


STUART, Fla. - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers.

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.

The Spectrum Junior-Senior High School student was arrested Nov. 4.

A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother.
Old 11-28-2008, 07:27 AM
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I do believe there will be a large amount of rednecks that read that article and think, "That's my boy!" But on second thought tho, how many rednecks can actually read?

I'm sorry, I apologize.

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Sounds a lil harsh, but i'm sure the kid has a history.
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uhm, ok...
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That just stinks!
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I was in Walmart the other day and did the quick look before I let one rip. Then this lady that was bent over picking up something up in the clothing section (about 10ft away) popped up with this disgusted look on her face.

It was a good one too. About 10 CFM for 2-3 seconds.
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Dang Monkeys. LMBO
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at least ya let the alarm sound warning of eminent noxious odors approaching....
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Originally Posted by matego
I was in Walmart the other day and did the quick look before I let one rip. Then this lady that was bent over picking up something up in the clothing section (about 10ft away) popped up with this disgusted look on her face.

It was a good one too. About 10 CFM for 2-3 seconds.
Imagine what her olfactory glands must have looked like.
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did you know when you smell something you are getting particles of in in your nose and mouth!!!
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Things are all backwards these days! This kid gets arrested for farting in class but if he would have busted off 15 or 20 rounds they would have him in a "hospital" because he was sick.
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Originally Posted by ramlovingvet
did you know when you smell something you are getting particles of in in your nose and mouth!!!
Id rather not think about it...
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I'll bet he's never been spanked.
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Originally Posted by stinkindiesel
I'll bet he's never been spanked.
but she wants to be spanked.....


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