mexican eggs
10-21-2009, 11:14 AM
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mexican eggs
This was sent to me by a mexi buddy! LOL
TWO MEXICANS & A BICYCLE
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , Louisiana .
One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling *****.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take
them back into town and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a blond cop pulls him over for
speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs."
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle!"
TWO MEXICANS & A BICYCLE
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , Louisiana .
One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling *****.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take
them back into town and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a blond cop pulls him over for
speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs."
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle!"
10-21-2009, 08:13 PM
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10-21-2009, 10:31 PM
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Potato Prostitute
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner One is a prostitute.. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? You're gonna love it... It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO 
10-21-2009, 11:09 PM
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SOMEBODY HAUL THAT DRIVER IN!!!!!!!!
Even at the 8lb. minimum per, 20,000 bowling ***** would weigh 160,000 pounds...plus the weight of the rig...clearly a violation of U.S. regulations.
...yeah, I know...Shaddap Jeffie, it was just a joke...
Even at the 8lb. minimum per, 20,000 bowling ***** would weigh 160,000 pounds...plus the weight of the rig...clearly a violation of U.S. regulations.
...yeah, I know...Shaddap Jeffie, it was just a joke...
