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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
How do you get a sweet little 80 year old woman to say the F word?
Get another sweet 80 year old woman to yell BINGO!
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
How do you get a sweet little 80 year old woman to say the F word?
Get another sweet 80 year old woman to yell BINGO!
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From: Cookeville, Tn
A man returning a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
On the way home he ask the cabbie if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair. For $100 the cabbie agreed.
Ariving at the house the husband an cabbie tip toed up the step and into the bedroom flipping on the light they found his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife said "don't do it! This man has been very generous. I lied when I told you I inherited money! He paid for the Corvette I bought you. He paid for our new Cabin Cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our Country Club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!
Slowly shaking his head from side to side he lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said "What would you do?"
The cabbie said "I'd cover his butt up before he catches a cold!"
On the way home he ask the cabbie if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair. For $100 the cabbie agreed.
Ariving at the house the husband an cabbie tip toed up the step and into the bedroom flipping on the light they found his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife said "don't do it! This man has been very generous. I lied when I told you I inherited money! He paid for the Corvette I bought you. He paid for our new Cabin Cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our Country Club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!
Slowly shaking his head from side to side he lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said "What would you do?"
The cabbie said "I'd cover his butt up before he catches a cold!"
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Originally posted by Barry Smith
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
A guy walks into a tavern with jumper cables in hand...the bartender, looking a little puzzled, says "what can I get ya?"...."get me a beer"....the bartender says "ok, but don't you start nothin"
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