The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how
smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

The second man was an Accountant,

The third man was a Chemist, and

The fourth man was a Government
Employee.


To show off, the Engineer called
his cat, "T-square, do your
stuff."


T-square pranced over to the
desk, took out some paper and pen
and promptly drew a circle, a
square, and a triangle.


Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.


But the Accountant said his cat
could do better. He called his
cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the
kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies. He divided them into 4
equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat
could do better. He called his
cat and said, "Measure, do your
stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the
cupboard and poured

Exactly 8 ounces without spilling
a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty
good.


Then the three men turned to the
Government Employee and said,
"What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called
his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak,
do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his
feet.......





Ate the cookies........


Drank the milk.....


Pooed on the paper.......





Screwed the other three
cats........


Claimed he injured his back while
doing so.



Filed a grievance report for
unsafe working conditions.......



Put in for Workers
Compensation..................and

Went home for the rest of the day
on sick leave............










AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY
EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!

 

For the record. When I worked for the Govt I never drank milk.

 

Hey that hurt ....after all I resemble that remark