to fill out thier "friend" matrix:

todays dilbert..


i try not to help people move anymore. too much heavy crap

 

That is why my truck is lifted. fat chicks cant jump and friends don't like unloading a couch when it is taller than they are

 

I remember who was there the day I last moved, and that's the people I will help. Short list!

 

I stopped helping people move. I will move a couch or bed now and then but as far as moving everything....... not any more

 

I maintain a short list of people I call friends. If they start a "friend matrix", then they will get shunned quickly...

 

must be a glitch in the matrix, I have seen the same friends before.....

 

It's only heavy if you are using bad techniques. I've been a furniture mover on and off since I got out of high school in the early 80s. I don't do it for free though. If I'm gonna risk hurting myself then it's gonna cost! People think twice about asking when they have to whip out the green stuff...

 

So what do you have I can use............friend???

 

Hey friend, can I borrow MY ladder?

 

Ask John, he had it last.

 

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.