Found these tidbits on another site.

Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP

Fetch command not available on all platforms

Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side

Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail"

Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee

Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work

SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!

Distracted by cats chasing the mouse

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Not trying to hijack your thread but I had this sent to me today. If dogs could write letters to God. (Kinda long)

TO GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God:
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on yourcouch?
Or is it going to be the same old story?
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Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
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Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?


Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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And, finally, my last question.......

Dear God:
When I get to Heaven may I have my ********* back?

 

I'm laughing so hard I can barely type.

 

I didn't know my dog wrote all these, but he certainly could have

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh today!

Dennis

 

Dear God,,,

Will there be fleas in Heaven?

 

Ok seriously, how many of you tipped your head when u read this?