So This Guy Has a Chicken he really likes
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So This Guy Has a Chicken he really likes
He takes it to the movies, but they won't let him in with the chicken. So he goes away, stuffs the chicken in his pants, returns, and goes in to see the movie.
While he's watching the movie, he notices that the chicken is having trouble breathing, so he unzips his pants.
Next to him one old lady whispers to her friend, "Maud, the fellow next to me has unzipped his pants!" "Oh, Shirley," says the other old lady, "Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."
"Yes," says Maud, "But this one's eating my popcorn . . . ."
While he's watching the movie, he notices that the chicken is having trouble breathing, so he unzips his pants.
Next to him one old lady whispers to her friend, "Maud, the fellow next to me has unzipped his pants!" "Oh, Shirley," says the other old lady, "Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."
"Yes," says Maud, "But this one's eating my popcorn . . . ."
I grad-u-ated frum Claudes skool of tpying....
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That was Claude!!! (he hasnt been around lately so we can pick on him).
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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Ahemmm,
We need not mention who had the 'problem' in the break room last night.
Someone needs to call the cops, the very chicken mentioned in this thread was choked last night in the break room.
My conclusion: It was Bark, in the breakroom, with the leather glove...
We need not mention who had the 'problem' in the break room last night.
Someone needs to call the cops, the very chicken mentioned in this thread was choked last night in the break room.
My conclusion: It was Bark, in the breakroom, with the leather glove...
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He said choked the chicken...
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You need some Jesus.
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