NWDave

Senior citizens, good news!<br><br>Of memory, hearing, all the faculties the last to leave us is sexual desire and the ability to make love.<br><br>That means that long after we're wearing bifocals and hearing aids we'll be making love.<br><br>We just won't know with whom. <br>

Redleg

I just forgot what I was chasing!

DarrellB

I've had those weekends, and I'm only 25. :-[ (I've said too much again) <br><br>I think it all had something to do with beer and Crown Royal wiskey though. :P<br><br>DB

richard

The benefits of going senile<br>You meet new people every day, even though you've known them for years.<br>Sleep with a new woman every night, even though you've been married to her for 50 years.<br> ;D ;D

redramnc

What was this thread about?

tool

I's have to say the greatest joy of going senile is the ability to hide your own easter eggs!<br><br>

phox_mulder

[quote author=tool link=board=10;threadid=9929;start=0#95103 date=1043265879]<br>I's have to say the greatest joy of going senile is the ability to hide your own easter eggs!<br><br> <br>[/quote]<br><br>Till you find them in June and break one open. <br><br>phox

DieselDaze

Yep... I remember back in my youth, I used to get out and... and... er.... uh... <br>What was I talking about?<br> <br><br><br> <br>Rich

DeaconWayne

A poem attributed to Mr. Jimmy Stewart:<br>(as you read it, imagine his sutter)<br><br>My arthritis, I can handle,<br>My bifocals fit just fine.<br>My teeth are really comfortable,<br>But Oh, how I miss my mind.<br><br>Hey, I resemble that remark

Mule Skinner

Have a great memory - just short