Yeah the pendulum is swaying the way of the repair.

I think the look I gave the doc about the limp wrist I was supposed to encounter shocked him a bit. then he said to tell him when I started to feel pain "With your mouth, not your fist."

My wife called from Jamaica and we are on the same page with this. Enough is enough, it needs intervention.

Thanks again for all the concern and feedback.

 

Scotty,the rumor going around is that Mad has this desire to explain his "kindlier gentler Marines" to you.You will excuse me as I am quickly going to my bunker now.

 

No worries, he is up here right now, stalking, I mean hiding by the fence. He is in that self preservation mode eating the bread crumbs that keep falling from the sky so mysteriously... Time to play some music over the P.A. system to set the mood.

 

Scotty, put a fart in a red balloon for that Marine stalking you...then sit back and watch the fun.....they will suck on that balloon all day trying to sound like Donald Duck

 

Ok, I don't know how it's done, but is there a special kind of spigot for that?

 

I have plenty of spare vapors for him.

 

Nah you just need high pressure and hold it tight

 

 

Man, I'm eating lunch. Luckily I didn't have a bite of chicken and rice when I read that or it would've choked me from the laughing.