I found this funny. hope you do to.
robot bartender


Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the man, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot
then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot
bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the
robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "Whats your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
and John Deere tractors.


The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini. The robot then says, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about
50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy
you voted for Obama?"

 

if you don't mind, i am going to copy this and post it in the political section

https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/...y-t254477.html

THANKS! That is funny!

 

I think attributing an IQ of 50 to a person that voted for Obama is about double what it should be

 

DOUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH

 

thats a great thread!! cant belive i missed it this long.

 

Best joke I've heard all year, what makes it so good is that it's based in truth.