Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating Is Better Than Sex! <br><br>10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. <br><br>9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. <br><br>8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. <br><br>7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. <br><br>6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else. <br><br>5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. <br><br>4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. <br><br>3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. <br><br>2. Less guilt the next morning. <br><br>And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex... <br><br>You can &quot;do&quot; the whole neighborhood!<br><br>Happy Halloween ;D ;D ;D<br><br>

 

 

<br><br>Looks around to see if anyone is staring at me for busting out laughing. :-[ :

 

Head Guard on board Roman oar-powered warship to rowers:<br>Men I've got good news and bad news.<br>First the good news, <br>The Captain had decided that every man will recieve a double ration of food and drink for lunch today.<br><br>All the rowers shout HOORAY for the Captain.<br><br>Now the bad news,<br>After lunch the Captain wants to go water skiing.<br>

 

Do the Whole Neighborhood, I don't think so Dave, you should see some of my neighbors. <br><br> :

 

Two canibals are sitting down eating a clown, one says to the other 'does this taste funny to you'

 

[quote author=CHUCK3 link=board=10;threadid=6339;start=0#58526 date=1035847006]<br> Do the Whole Neighborhood, I don't think so Dave, you should see some of my neighbors. <br><br> : <br>[/quote]<br><br>Well, I've got a lot of college student rentals in the neighborhood and they do bring out the old geezer leerer in me.<br><br>~Dave

 

<br><br>Cummon guys....we're all goin' trick or treatin' in Dave's neighborhood. ;D ;D ;D 8)

 

*** Starts heading to the NW corner of WA state for Treats*** ;D

 

Suzy Lee fell in love.<br><br>She planned to marry Joe.<br><br>She was so happy about it all,<br><br>she told her pappy so.<br><br>Pappy told her, Suzie Gal;<br><br>You'll have to find another.<br><br>I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,<br><br>But Joe is yo half-brother.<br><br>So Suzie forgot about her Joe<br><br>And planned to marry Will.<br><br>But after telling pappy this,<br><br>He said there's trouble still.<br><br>You can't marry Will, my gal<br><br>and please don't tell yo mother,<br><br>cause Will and Joe and several mo<br><br>I know is yo half-brother.<br><br>But mama knew and said Honey chile,<br><br>do what makes yo happy.<br><br>Marry Will or marry Joe,<br><br>You ain't no kin to pappy!<br><br>

 

 

Oh, too good.

 

Little Davy dresses up like a pirate and go's trick or treating. He knocked on the door and holler'd &quot;Brick or Breat!&quot;. (seems little Davy has a bit of a speech problem). Anyway, this sweet little old lady opens the door and say's &quot; Oh my! what an adorable little pirate you are!, Where's your Buccaneer's?&quot; <br> Little Davy replied, &quot;On my Buccanhead, Now gimme the Buccancandy&quot;

 

LMAO!!