Past and Present
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Past and Present
This was posted on another forum, pretty funny, enjoy !
Past and Present.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to
his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets
extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him
a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that
she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's
mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to
school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking
dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the
ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without
her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more
careful next time.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns
for a living because he can't speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.
Past and Present.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to
his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets
extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him
a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that
she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's
mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to
school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking
dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the
ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without
her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more
careful next time.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns
for a living because he can't speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.
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So true, and it disgusts me. I'm only 19, but what happened to a dad being able to wack his kid for doin something wrong to teach him what is right. What happened to being able to protect man's property, his life? Its downright disgusting the direction this country is taking, and I will do anything to protect what values our fathers have given us and I'll be ragggging upset if some secular progressivist takes those freedoms away from me.
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Its always the systems fault. When everyone is responsible, NO ONE is responsible. My oldest son just started school, it was a real eye opener for me how things have changed since I went to school. The fist fight one rings true to me. I grew up in a small town and thats how it was done. No knives, no weapons, no gangs, just two guys and their fists. Toughest guy won, and they still played together on the basketball team..
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I went to high school less than 20 years ago here in Colorado,
and there were always trucks in the parking lot with guns in
gun racks, nobody thought anything of it. And believe me, I got
whupped alot by my dad as a kid and I turned out to what I
think is OK....
and there were always trucks in the parking lot with guns in
gun racks, nobody thought anything of it. And believe me, I got
whupped alot by my dad as a kid and I turned out to what I
think is OK....
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From: Delta Jct Alaska
Sooooooo True.......
When I grew up in a little town in Idaho we always had pickups in the parking lot with guns, in fact we had gun safety class every year before hunting season, taught buy the fish an game. We would go out to the end of the football field and have our safety classes and target practice.
One day we were in class in the main bldg. and our shop bldg. was up on a bank 30 feet up, you could see it from the class room I was in. Well we heard a rifle crack right outside,(season just opened) we ran to the window an there was our shop teacher running across the parking lot to a 4 point mule deer. Yep us older guys were excused to help haul it up to the shop to dress and hang it...
When I grew up in a little town in Idaho we always had pickups in the parking lot with guns, in fact we had gun safety class every year before hunting season, taught buy the fish an game. We would go out to the end of the football field and have our safety classes and target practice.
One day we were in class in the main bldg. and our shop bldg. was up on a bank 30 feet up, you could see it from the class room I was in. Well we heard a rifle crack right outside,(season just opened) we ran to the window an there was our shop teacher running across the parking lot to a 4 point mule deer. Yep us older guys were excused to help haul it up to the shop to dress and hang it...
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