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Oh the heck with political correct-ness...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

chaikwa.

 

Funny but sad at the same time.

 

I order for it to be truely Non-Offensive and Politically Correct, shouldn't it also be posted in Spanish, French, Italian, Japanese, Swahili, Portugese, German, Swedish, Klingon ................et al

 

Merry Christmas right back at ya!

 

What gives you or chaikwa the right to tell anyone how to spend their Christmas? Who knows, said person may not wish to have a merry Christmas and now you have the gall to tell them to enjoy themselves. Does not sound very politically correct to me.







However, as chaikwas said, to heck with being correct, have a merry Christmas and may God bless each and every one of you. (bet that offends someone)

 

Thank you!

And yes Shovel, it would be in Spanish, French, Italian, Japanese, Swahili, Portugese, German, Swedish, Klingon etc., if I KNEW any of those languages!

chaikwa.

 

I don't care who I offend by saying this MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone.

 

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"Oh the heck with political correct-ness...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!"

THANK YOU and the same to all at DTR.


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Now thats perfect- everyone understands binary right?

Happy Christmas Everyone- I have to be different

Michael

 

Happy Ramahannukwanzmas!

 

I'm offended that you are trying NOT to offend anyone!

 

Merry Christmas you guys! (Politicians and otherwise- )

 

The 12 Days of Christmas
(For the politically correct)

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave
to
me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in
their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a
note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic
self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons
stealing milk- products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN
endangered
swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved
Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden
symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE
after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been
revised.) FOUR hours of recorded whale songs THREE deconstructionist
poets TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree
carcasses AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear
tree.

 

I'M offended that YOU'RE offended by me trying NOT to offend anyone.

So there!

chaikwa.