My wife is trying to kill me...
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I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle.



OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
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Administrator/Jarhead


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From: Jonesborough, TN
Nope. She feeds me like this because she loves me, and I have a big.... truck...
Get in line, fellas! 
Sorry about the fast food, buddy, this is much better. I actually like the taste of the old antifreeze... scary, huh?
Good one!
Nah, she fesses up when she does something wrong. That, and I was working on my truck last night while she was cooking...
I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.
Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle...
OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
Yeah, Rickolous... I had to wear the helmet to keep the brain damage down from the beatings I got from being on the DTR so much... I couldn't afford you to be my tester!
No, you're the poor baby, can't even have a beer, and been eating cardboard for the last two years...

Good one!
I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle...
OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.

No, you're the poor baby, can't even have a beer, and been eating cardboard for the last two years...





