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Old 01-27-2011, 09:47 PM
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My wife is trying to kill me...

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Real mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus, chicken fried steak, grilled corn on the cob, gravy... mmmm gravy...
Old 01-27-2011, 09:54 PM
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Wow, that makes me hungry. Atleast you should die happy.
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You bragging or looking for sympathy?
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Originally Posted by Purplezr2
Wow, that makes me hungry. Atleast you should die happy.
Yes.

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You bragging or looking for sympathy?
Yes.
Old 01-27-2011, 10:09 PM
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Funny, I never see her twisting your arm and force feeding you. I wonder why that is?
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She wants something, expensive.
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Horrible way to die.....

I'll take the hit for you if you need me to.......
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Can you give her my number for after yer gone?
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Mark,

What a way to die, I am using fast food myself but yours looks much tastier.

I thought you were going to say you found out she was feeding you antifreeze or something.

Jim
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I don't want to be the one to tell you, but , SHE WRECKED your truck yesterday!!! She is making up for it slowly!!!
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Originally Posted by Jim Lane
Mark,

What a way to die, I am using fast food myself but yours looks much tastier.

I thought you were going to say you found out she was feeding you antifreeze or something.

Jim
Hope she remembered he takes HOAT
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Originally Posted by Totallyrad
Funny, I never see her twisting your arm and force feeding you. I wonder why that is?
Probably has something to do with the fact that you live in Alabama and he lives in Arizona.

Jeez, 'DUH!' Rick!
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
Probably has something to do with the fact that you live in Alabama and he lives in Arizona.

Jeez, 'DUH!' Rick!
I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.

Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle.

OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
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Poor Baby......
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Originally Posted by 1-2-3
She wants something, expensive.
Nope. She feeds me like this because she loves me, and I have a big.... truck...

Originally Posted by ofcmarc
Horrible way to die.....

I'll take the hit for you if you need me to.......
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Can you give her my number for after yer gone?
Get in line, fellas!

Originally Posted by Jim Lane
Mark,

What a way to die, I am using fast food myself but yours looks much tastier.

I thought you were going to say you found out she was feeding you antifreeze or something.

Jim
Sorry about the fast food, buddy, this is much better. I actually like the taste of the old antifreeze... scary, huh?
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Hope she remembered he takes HOAT
Good one!

Originally Posted by j-fox
I don't want to be the one to tell you, but , SHE WRECKED your truck yesterday!!! She is making up for it slowly!!!
Nah, she fesses up when she does something wrong. That, and I was working on my truck last night while she was cooking...
Originally Posted by Totallyrad
I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.

Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle...

OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
Yeah, Rickolous... I had to wear the helmet to keep the brain damage down from the beatings I got from being on the DTR so much... I couldn't afford you to be my tester!

Originally Posted by Blake Clark
Poor Baby......
No, you're the poor baby, can't even have a beer, and been eating cardboard for the last two years...


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