My wife is trying to kill me...
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My wife is trying to kill me...
...slowly....
Real mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus, chicken fried steak, grilled corn on the cob, gravy... mmmm gravy...
Real mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus, chicken fried steak, grilled corn on the cob, gravy... mmmm gravy...
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Mark,
What a way to die, I am using fast food myself but yours looks much tastier.
I thought you were going to say you found out she was feeding you antifreeze or something.
Jim
What a way to die, I am using fast food myself but yours looks much tastier.
I thought you were going to say you found out she was feeding you antifreeze or something.
Jim
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Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle.
OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
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Nope. She feeds me like this because she loves me, and I have a big.... truck...
Get in line, fellas!
Sorry about the fast food, buddy, this is much better. I actually like the taste of the old antifreeze... scary, huh?
Good one!
Nah, she fesses up when she does something wrong. That, and I was working on my truck last night while she was cooking...
Yeah, Rickolous... I had to wear the helmet to keep the brain damage down from the beatings I got from being on the DTR so much... I couldn't afford you to be my tester!
No, you're the poor baby, can't even have a beer, and been eating cardboard for the last two years...
Good one!
I know, I know..... I have seen him have to wear a helmet just to use the internet though.
Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle...
OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
Maybe he needs an official taste tester like the old kings had. Someone to eat all the food and if they didn't die...........Oh wait, if they ate all the food she'd have to make more. What a vicious circle...
OK, I'll volunteer Mark but you understand I wouldn't risk my life for just anybody.
No, you're the poor baby, can't even have a beer, and been eating cardboard for the last two years...