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Old 01-28-2011, 09:19 PM
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Diet is important. It's so important, it may kill you!

Good to see you, buddy!
Wonder if I hung a bowl of grits out front on a stick if it would help? May try this......
Old 01-28-2011, 09:57 PM
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For you, not me. I know where to get them, and where to get them cooked
Old 01-28-2011, 11:19 PM
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Yeah, Rickolous... I had to wear the helmet to keep the brain damage down from the beatings I got from being on the DTR so much... I couldn't afford you to be my tester!
Sure you could, we'd just cut it out of your ration.
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Hey Madhat.

Considering your wife is trying to kill you with good food, I guess you could consider yourself lucky.

I have a friend who's wife is trying to kill him with sex. Seems as though she wants to make babies, and won't stop jumping his bones. Every time he walks into the house, his clothes get ripped off, and he gets "wife raped".


Poor guy.....


I feel just terrible for the both of you..
Old 01-31-2011, 08:22 AM
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Oh, I have that problem too, but I'm in better shape than her, so it does not hurt as much anymore...
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Originally Posted by NJTman
Hey Madhat.

Considering your wife is trying to kill you with good food, I guess you could consider yourself lucky.

I have a friend who's wife is trying to kill him with sex. Seems as though she wants to make babies, and won't stop jumping his bones. Every time he walks into the house, his clothes get ripped off, and he gets "wife raped".


Poor guy.....


I feel just terrible for the both of you..
And he's complaining?
Old 01-31-2011, 08:27 AM
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I guess you've never been in that situation before, so you wouldn't know...
Old 01-31-2011, 08:32 AM
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I guess you've never been in that situation before, so you wouldn't know...
I tend to enjoy the fun things that life throws at me
Old 01-31-2011, 08:35 AM
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I try to avoid the hard things that the wife throws at me
Fixed it for ya....
Old 01-31-2011, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ratlratl
Wonder if I hung a bowl of grits out front on a stick if it would help? May try this......
better yet, take that bowl of grits, and put two or three eggs cooked over easy in bacon grease on them...
Old 02-02-2011, 06:52 PM
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Owww! I think my heart stopped....





...there it goes...
Old 02-02-2011, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Fronty Owner
better yet, take that bowl of grits, and put two or three eggs cooked over easy in bacon grease on them...
Did that for dinner a few days ago. Only difference was I also added the pound of bacon (cooked crispy and broken into small pieces) and about a half-pound of cheese. Mixed it all up good like...that meal stuck to the ribs for more than a few hours!
Old 02-03-2011, 12:04 AM
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Madson, your wife is an angel. cooks like a dream.

but you'll never leave the Marine corp with all that butter floating by you.

old Marines were 'one push up shy of a heart attack' ......says the Army girl.

left hubby to fend for himself for one week, he ate pizza every night and bought candy. I came home and cooked him a square meal, he complained about the vegetables.

I swear you men are still 12 years old.......sometimes. (wink)
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"Hat" if you have a "Grocery Outlet" in town run, not walk,to the liquor dept.See if they have :Sierra Nevada "Tumbler".Each bottle is a two glass fill @$ 1.69 here, Smoooooth,not hoppy.Good for Super bowl Sunday.
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I'll have to check that out...
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