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Old 01-28-2011, 08:59 AM
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Yo mama's so fat that when she cut herself gravy poured out.

It's nice though having supper on when you get home and the laundry folded and put away, house cleaned etc.
Old 01-28-2011, 09:05 AM
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Yeah, man... my OL sweats butter... she's paula dean's granddaughter!

I got off at noon yesterday, she made me lunch, too
Old 01-28-2011, 12:31 PM
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Excellent meal there!
I got home last night to a large T-bone simmering, Sautee'd Mushrooms...MMMMMeat! My daughter had a sticky note on the mailbox I found...she cannot print yet but she said its an invitation to make snow angels after supper and then watch a movie. That was a great night!

Enjoy and be thankful.

what color helmet do you have?
Old 01-28-2011, 12:47 PM
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:00 PM
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Hat, you is one lucky man bro. Count your blessings
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I came home to a frozen pizza still in the freezer and a pizza pan still not washed from the pizza I cooked last week...
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Nice meal....I wish I had the patience to make gravy...

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Originally Posted by madhat
White...
AIRBRUSH HELMET
Old 01-28-2011, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDodgeOwner
I came home to a frozen pizza still in the freezer and a pizza pan still not washed from the pizza I cooked last week...
Sounds familiar around here.

What you do is get a pizza stone. That never needs washing.
Old 01-28-2011, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Shorts
Sounds familiar around here.

What you do is get a pizza stone. That never needs washing.
Pizza oven, never need cleaning, no waiting for preheat, less energy and no cleaning
Old 01-28-2011, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by annabelle
Hope she remembered he takes HOAT


Mmmmm-- That meal in the picture is pretty much what I would order as a last meal. So if she is trying to kill you its not such a bad way to go.
Old 01-28-2011, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cincydiesel
Hat, you is one lucky man bro. Count your blessings
I do, and I try to tell her often!

Originally Posted by OldDodgeOwner
I came home to a frozen pizza still in the freezer and a pizza pan still not washed from the pizza I cooked last week...
Sorry, dude. Get a maid, they're a lot less hassle...

Originally Posted by AkTallPaul
Nice meal....I wish I had the patience to make gravy...
AIRBRUSH HELMET
She says it's not that hard. That looks cool, but I spend my extra money on go fast parts or beer.

Originally Posted by Bark


Mmmmm-- That meal in the picture is pretty much what I would order as a last meal. So if she is trying to kill you its not such a bad way to go.
When I go to sleep around here, I always consider it to be last meal... she could off me at any time.
Old 01-28-2011, 07:14 PM
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And you're the one telling me that diet is important.......hmmmm....I've actually had a taste of some of the Mrs. Hat's food and still have never tasted anything like it since. Have to type quick while OL is out of the room....
Old 01-28-2011, 07:51 PM
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Diet is important. It's so important, it may kill you!

Good to see you, buddy!
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I wouldn't worry about it... the corn wasn't fried...
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Well, after we took it off the grill (in a foil pan of butter) we put it in the oven in another pan of butter...


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