She's been wondering why I don't listen. Now she knows......



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that makes alot of sense

 

Did you get a translator????????? All that truck swapping I kinda figured you could a full time one. LOL

 

You can also break it down to hunting and gathering- men hunt, women gather.

Man want black shoes, he go to shoe store, buy black shoes.

If a woman wants black shoes, she goes to the mall, checks out Body and Bath, browses through Cost Plus World Market, Burlington Mills, Nordstroms, Virgin Megastore, 4 or 5 kiosks selling various useless trash, and eventually makes her way into the shoe store where she buys (after trying on every stinking thing in the store) a pair of RED shoes. Then she goes to the car, drops the mountain of stuff she already bought, and goes back into the store to buy a skirt to go with the red shoes.

Later that day:
Woman- what did you do today?
Man- bought these black shoes.
Woman- those are exactly like your last pair.
Man- yeah. Glad you like them too. What'd you do today?
Woman- I didn't say I... never mind. I went for some black shoes too.
Man- Where are they?
Woman- these.
Man- they're red.
Woman- yeah.
Man (if he's smart)- nice.
Man (if he's dumb)- but they're red. What's in all the bags?

A single man or newlywed will try to reason with a woman. A married man will nod with understanding to anything his wife does or says and work with/around/through it.

I love my wife and I'd marry her again even knowing what I know now. I thank God for her every day even though I don't understand how she works.

 

Sometimes I am reduced to nods and grunts. She tries to look like she understands me as well.