Computer Haiku<br><br>Your file was so big.<br>It might be very useful.<br>But now it is gone.<br> --------------------------------------------<br>The Web site you seek<br>Cannot be located, but<br>Countless more exist.<br>--------------------------------------------<br> Chaos reigns within.<br>Reflect, repent, and reboot.<br>Order shall return.<br>-----------------------------------------------<br>Program aborting:<br>Close all that you have worked on.<br>You ask far too much.<br>------------------------------------------------<br>Windows NT crashed.<br>I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br>No one hears your screams.<br>------------------------------------------------<br>Yesterday it worked.<br>Today it is not working.<br>Windows is like that.<br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br>First snow, then silence.<br>This thousand-dollar screen dies<br>So beautifully.<br>---------------------------------------------------<br> Stay the patient course.<br>Of little worth is your ire.<br>The network is down.<br>--------------------------------------------------<br>Three things are certain:<br>Death, taxes and lost data.<br>Guess which has occurred.<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>You step in the stream,<br>But the water has moved on.<br>This page is not here. -<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>Out of memory.<br>We wish to hold the whole sky,<br>But we never will.<br>------------------------------------------------<br>Having been erased,<br>The document you're seeking<br>Must now be retyped.<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>Serious error.<br>All shortcuts have disappeared.<br>Screen. Mind. Both are blank.