Humor # 2: Money
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Humor # 2: Money
Money <br><br>It can buy a House...............But not a Home <br>It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep <br>It can buy a Clock...............But not Time <br>It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge <br>It can buy you a Position......But not Respect <br>It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health <br>It can buy you Blood...........But not Life <br>It can buy you Sex..............But not Love <br><br>So you see money isn't everything. <br><br>And it often causes pain and suffering. <br><br>I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering............. <br><br>So send me all your money.......... <br><br>And I will suffer for you. <br><br>CASH ONLY PLEASE!!! <br><br>Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational" ones, didn't you???? ;D ;D<br>
<br>-SFB
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