The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man<br>has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is<br>a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet<br>of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!<br><br>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?<br>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?<br>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?<br>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate<br><br>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?<br>SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.<br>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!<br>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate<br><br>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?<br>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?<br>SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.<br>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.<br><br>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?<br>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.<br>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?<br>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate<br><br>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?<br>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.<br>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!<br>ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.<br><br>Pass this on to other men who need this warning.<br>And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings.<br>

 

<br><br>I believe those are any days the end in the letter &quot;y&quot;

 

<br>DM01

 

[quote author=hotdram link=board=10;threadid=15500;start=0#145596 date=1054734073]<br>I believe those are any days the end in the letter &quot;y&quot; <br>[/quote] <br>Aint that the truth.

 

How very true.

 

How do you make a hormone?<br><br>Don't pay her

 

NWDave: Priceless advice in these troubled times.

 

Geeezzzzzzz thanks NWDave, where the heck were you a couple month's ago with this info! :'(

 

Very cute... Very cute : : :