"You're only given a little spark of madness," says
Robin Williams. "You mustn't lose it." His advice is especially apt for you now. To aid your efforts, here are tips on how to keep a healthy level of insanity:

1) When people ask you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

2) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim .

3) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

4) Finish all your sentences with " in accordance with the prophecy."

5) Ask peoplewhat sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

6) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

7) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

8) In the memo field of all your checks, write " for sexual favors."

9) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week."

 

ROFLMAO ouch my side hurts.
Other students are wondering why Im laugh'n
I want to do #7 so bad I think I will die laughin if I really get people to slow down.

 

 

a spark ?? oh my I must have left the sparker on too long
I think I got a forest fire , everyone says I'm crazy & I also have no hair