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Nov 21, 2008 | 08:59 AM

#16

0524VHO

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From: San Antonio, Texas

"I'm so hungry my armpits hurt".... wisdom of a 5 year old

Nov 21, 2008 | 10:31 AM

#17

Adaminak

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From: Charleston, SC

More frustrated than a 3-legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.

Nov 21, 2008 | 10:59 AM

#18

brainfade

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From: Northern Indiana

"That guy couldn't lead a rat charge up a cheese mountain."

Nov 21, 2008 | 11:29 AM

#19

klx650a2

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From: Saskaberia, SK

"Busier than a 1 legged man in an butt kicking contest"

Last edited by t-boe; Nov 21, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason: symbols for profanity

Nov 21, 2008 | 09:44 PM

#20

biododge1

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From: illinois

talking to you is like clapping with one hand.

I'm as serious as a heart attack

Nov 21, 2008 | 10:06 PM

#21

Justwannabeme

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From: hills of cali forn ya

wise observation "man who walk sideways, travel to bangkok"

rural saying 'slicker than snot'

Nov 21, 2008 | 10:32 PM

#22

ramlovingvet

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From: Brookings Orygun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justwannabeme

wise observation "man who walk sideways, travel to bangkok"

rural saying 'slicker than snot'

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

Nov 21, 2008 | 11:53 PM

#23

cbtumedic

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From: Arlington, Tx

I've used this one to describe 6.5L gm's in the past, "That thing is so gutless it couldn't pull a greased pickle out of an elephant's butt."

Nov 22, 2008 | 03:47 AM

#24

Redleg

I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi

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From: Bristol Michigan

Messed up as a hillbilly's tacklebox.

Nov 22, 2008 | 07:09 AM

#25

Totallyrad

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From: Birmingham, Alabama

Go ahead, make my day!

Nov 22, 2008 | 08:04 AM

#26

Hvytrkmech

Administrator ........ DTR's puttin fires out and workin on big trucks admin

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Well that went over like a fart in church.

I did not know you could polish a turd. - Me making fun of my friends furd.

Tim

Nov 22, 2008 | 08:46 AM

#27

PistolWhipt

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From: near Magnolia, Tx.

Be careful, boy/girl .... it's NEVER too late to abort !! - when the kid tries to get mouthy

"A chicken's butt when it's eating" .... response to that one goofball who always greets you with "WAZZUP ??"

If I want your opinion ... I'll give it to you.

Cheers,
PISTOL