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Nov 23, 2008 | 03:37 PM

#31

mikmaze

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From: Cedar Grove, New Jersey

^ I thought that was excuses, and they all stink !

Nov 23, 2008 | 07:35 PM

#32

Redleg

I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi

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From: Bristol Michigan

He was born in the basement and never brought up.

Nov 23, 2008 | 08:42 PM

#33

Stickboy1971

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From: Byron, GA

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Nov 23, 2008 | 10:37 PM

#34

DZLPWR

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From: Chesterfield, VA

-Yeah thats gonna go over like a trud in a punch bowl

-Slicker than eel poop (pg version)

-Driving down road passing a cemetary my friend says "Man, i heard people are dying to get in there...."

Nov 23, 2008 | 10:39 PM

#35

Kenny D

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From: Fl Keys

hey man buckle up i wanna try somthin

Nov 23, 2008 | 11:20 PM

#36

rockcrawler304

Advocate of getting the ban button used on him...

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From: Live Oak Texas

Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger

Madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill (Larry the cable guy)

Nov 24, 2008 | 06:32 AM

#37

Totallyrad

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From: Birmingham, Alabama

As I understand the law, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Nov 24, 2008 | 08:39 AM

#38

ramlovingvet

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From: Brookings Orygun

slicker than deer guts on a door ****.

Nov 24, 2008 | 05:31 PM

#39

0524VHO

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From: San Antonio, Texas

hold my beer, watch this

Nov 25, 2008 | 01:46 PM

#40

ofcmarc

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From: 14mi North of North Pole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Lane

...they can always amputate a hand or fingers but your head always seems to explode when it is hit.

Great advice and funny.

Nov 25, 2008 | 02:41 PM

#41

ramlovingvet

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From: Brookings Orygun

Whats that button do?

Jun 4, 2009 | 01:44 AM

#42

gadget.35-06

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From: Lancaster, Ca.

Drier than a popcorn fart

Jun 4, 2009 | 03:01 AM

#43

TrkEnvy

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From: Las Vegas

"You'll lose money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasin money.."

Jun 4, 2009 | 03:58 AM

#44

imjames407

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Give me the second chance to make that first impression.

Jun 4, 2009 | 05:46 AM

#45

Shovelhead

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From: Central VA

Diapers and Politicians should be changed frequently.........both for the same reason.

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