Greetings All..

With the holidays upon us, I thought I would share some of my favorite one liners to live by, and see the ones you all come up with as well...So here goes..

"I can't correct in ten minutes what took you 10 years to screw up..."

"Death is a sure cure for stupidity..."

"Once is never enough, unless it involves relatives...Then its once too many..."

"You should of considered that BEFORE you gave birth..."

Ok, lets here them...

 

From the farmer I grew up working for:

"Ain't no need to get in a hurry, tobacco don't grow but so fast."

He was also prone to mutter "Don't know why you are worrying about that, nobody makes it out alive anyway."

One of my wife's favorites: "Actions speak louder than words." Which is why she stops talking to me from time to time :

 

Hey...is there any one liners for 'falling off your dirt bike'???

Rick

 

Hmmmm, one liners... Is that sort of like my ex humming "Hit the Road Jack"

 

My 3 favorite would be...

"Kill them all but 9, 2 road-guards, 6 pallbearers, and 1 to call cadence." ;D

“Kill them all let GOD sort them out” :-

“If you don’t do it right the first time…. quit.”

"Yes, dear" :'(

 

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Hey...is there any one liners for 'falling off your dirt bike'???

Rick
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Yea Rick, seems I remember one about the B.S. stops when the green flag drops... But in my case, only so many fit in the first turn, and I was on the hind teat. :

 

Aint life a pickle.
More confused than a AGGIE in a round room.
You can't please all of them, all of the time but you can please some of them, some of the time.(many variations to that one.)
Live life like today is your last!
Past is the past and tomorrow never comes, live in today.
It aint easy being cheesy (and I am outtee on that one!)

 

Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.

 

Sure you can trust the Government,
Just ask an Indian.

 

NO [censored]!!!

you lived here once before?


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Sure you can trust the Government,
Just ask an Indian.
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Sure you can trust the Government,
Just ask an Indian.
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My wife's favorite:

Give your husband a dirty look every day. Even if you don't know why, he does.

 

I may not do good work, but at least I am slow!

 

When all else fails - there is always beer...

If it can't be fixed, duct it... If it can't be duct (taped) try bailing twine (or wire)... When all else fails, try JB weld...

Support your local Search and rescue ---- GET LOST!

 

A good friend told me this over a couple of beers tonight:

"Don't worry about money. You can always make more money. What you can't make more of is time."

 

do you know how long you will live? "no" does your family know you love them? they should!!! :- that my unlces words. every day he always told every person he knew that he loved them. this year a tractor turned over and killed him while moweing his yard. You never know.
Love you guys ;D
DM01