Never ride(drive) faster than your guardian angel can fly.

 

I like to share a couple of my mantras.....but Id likely get my knuckles rapped....again...

 

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I like to share a couple of my mantras.....but Id likely get my knuckles rapped....again...
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Who says some people never learn ;D

 

Was Top a nun in a former life? :

 

[quote author=Shovelhead link=board=10;threadid=21982;start=30#msg206243 date=1068085621]
Was Top a nun in a former life? :
[/quote]
Former?
I thought he still likes to dress as a nun?


Rich

 

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[quote author=Shovelhead link=board=10;threadid=21982;start=30#msg206243 date=1068085621]
Was Top a nun in a former life? :
[/quote]
Former?
I thought he still likes to dress as a nun?


Rich
[/quote]

Naaaah,... that's the penguin stalking outfit that Scotty brought him at Claremont.

 

[quote author=Lary Ellis (Top) link=board=10;threadid=21982;start=30#msg206241 date=1068085434]
[quote author=Dr. Evil link=board=10;threadid=21982;start=30#msg206233 date=1068084956]
I like to share a couple of my mantras.....but Id likely get my knuckles rapped....again...
[/quote]

Who says some people never learn ;D
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After happening a few dozen times....I have no choice but to conform... ;D

Sister Top, get off that computer you're late for prayers.....

 

How much farther can you get from a Nun than by being an Army 1st Sgt?

 

[quote author=Lary Ellis (Top) link=board=10;threadid=21982;start=30#msg206271 date=1068087530]
How much farther can you get from a Nun than by being an Army 1st Sgt?
[/quote]

From what Wifey describes about Catholic schools the main
difference is the uniform.

 

"stupid hurts!"

"Get a bigger hammer"

"If it breaks it needed to be fixed anyway"

"Righty tighty, Lefty loosy"

And my favotite qoute from "Bart Simpson"....."I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, so you can't prove anything!"

"D'oh!"

And the one I use at work... " Houston, we have a problem"

8)

 

"Gasoline is for cleaning parts, certain alcohol is for drinking, and nitro is for racing." ;D

4x4

 

"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got."

"That sounds fantastic lieutenant ... now come up with something realistic"

"Son, does your folks know that it's never too late to abort ?"

"All ships are safe when they are tied to the pier ... but that ain't what ships are made for !!!"

"Dadgum kid is givin me a tumor" (Mom used to hear my dad say that a lot)

PISTOL

 

Got this one out for ole Pistol.

"If you can read this, thank a teacher....
If you are reading it in English, thank a SOLDIER"

Lessons sometimes come with lumps! Hated it when the ole man said that.

If life was like a bowl of cherries. Why am I always in the Pits!

Gotta get for the rev watch but God bless and have a safe tomorrow.

 

Quoteing my father!

"Curt, this is going to hurt me more than it is you"

Some how I never did believe him as I was getting my own switch! :'(

 

Never take life TOO seriously.....It isn't permanent!