I've read alot of things here that I can relate to.

But the one I belive the most and live by is this.


The older I get ...... The smarter my Daddy was!!

This one seems to hold more truth each and every day.


: Eddie : 8)

 

Live East of where you work.

...don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than you...

 

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...don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than you...
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Up here we say "you don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your hunting buddy!" ;D

 

Too many to list but the above reminded me of one:

"The hurrider I am the behinder I get".

 

Old stakeman told me this one.


....Ford people should not be allowed to breed....
DM01

 

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Old stakeman told me this one.


....Ford people should not be allowed to breed....
DM01
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What about Hoss?? ??? ;D

 

Never drink downstream from the herd.

There are two ways to argue with your woman. Neither one works.

Heard these many years ago and they stuck with me.

Ed

 

Shoot em quick, and bury them deep. :-X


I have 40 acre’s and a backhoe…Any questions? ;D

 

"I have a shotgun and a shovel, they'll never find you"
I love that one.... ;D

 

My dad always said "Your daddy wasn't a glassmaker"

He usually said this as we stood in front of the TV.

I didn't get what he was saying for years.

After that statement,he'd yell to get the heck away from the TV. That we understood!

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My dad always said "Your daddy wasn't a glassmaker"

He usually said this as we stood in front of the TV.

I didn't get what he was saying for years.

After that statement,he'd yell to get the heck away from the TV. That we understood!
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LMAO!!!!
Good one. Your gonna catch hell for using ** to replace swear words here tho...

 

Lifes a then you marry one.


"Sensuous" {since you was} closer, get me a beer out of the fridge...

 

It is better to have hope in your soul, than soap in your hole.

Mike

 

"Life-loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it" Marvin, the paranoid android in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Days order by our second lieutenant: "At the beginning of the night, darkness is to be expected.!" and "Men, assume that the enemy is our opponent!" - this guy had lots of these.

Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin after asking what his mother is cutting up for dinner and getting the answer"fish"(He's writing his home newspaper)
"KNIFE WIELDING MOTHER HACKS ICHTIOID! GRIM MELEE IS EVENING RITUAL! SUBURBAN FAMILY DEVOURS VICTIM!"

And some more that either can't be translated or wouldn't fit on a family site

AlpineRAM

 

Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't pee in the wind.
You can wash it as much as you want, but it aint getting cleaner.

No matter how thin you slice the coffee... you can still break a window with a dead cat.

I only have to know enough about the law to cure my problem with you.

One shot, one kill.

If you here the shot, it's too late.

Steel on steel.

Born in the basement and never brought up.