DieselDaze

Facts that we could live without<br><br>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced<br>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.<br> (Hardly seems worth it)<br><br>If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced<br>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.<br> (Now that's more like it!)<br><br>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to<br>squirt blood 30 feet.<br> ( )<br><br>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.<br> (Lucky pig.)<br><br>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.<br> (Creepy.)<br> <br>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.<br> (Explains how I keep my wieght off at work.)<br><br>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its<br>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head<br>off.<br> (&quot;Honey, I'm home. What the....?!&quot<br><br>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the<br>length of a football field.<br><br>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.<br> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)<br><br>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.<br> <br>Butterflies taste with their feet.<br> (Something I always wanted to know.)<br><br>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br><br><br>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed<br>people.<br> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)<br><br>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.<br> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)<br><br>A cat's urine glows under a black light.<br> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)<br><br>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.<br> (I know some people like that.)<br><br>Starfish have no brains.<br> (I know some people like that too.)<br><br>Polar bears are left-handed.<br> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)<br><br>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.<br> (What about that pig??)<br><br>Ok... thats enough for now.<br><br>Rich<br>

Wade

You have'nt heard my wife yell. My coffee never gets cold

cr1998

Someone's got toooooo much time on their hands.<br>

chuck3

<br><br><br>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.<br> (What about that pig??)<br><br><br><br> I find this one hard to believe, ever seen a male dogs face? I swear they have a smile. ;D<br><br>

admin

Yes, there are definately facts that we could live without.

dalton4

[quote author=Wade link=board=10;threadid=6506;start=0#60721 date=1036188141]<br>You have'nt heard my wife yell. My coffee never gets cold <br>[/quote]<br>Wade, I have the impression that your wife doesn't visit this forum.

Wade

[quote author=dalton4 link=board=10;threadid=6506;start=0#60744 date=1036190921]<br>[quote author=Wade link=board=10;threadid=6506;start=0#60721 date=1036188141]<br>You have'nt heard my wife yell. My coffee never gets cold <br>[/quote]<br>Wade, I have the impression that your wife doesn't visit this forum.<br>[/quote]<br><br>I tried to teach her how, but shes not interested. She gives me a list of things to look up and print off for though :P

Jbolt001

[quote author=DieselDaze link=board=10;threadid=6506;start=0#60715 date=1036187333]<br>Facts that we could live without<br><br>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced<br>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.<br> (Hardly seems worth it)<br><br>If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced<br>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.<br> (Now that's more like it!)<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>So if my calculations are corrrect based on the above information &quot;rippin a good one&quot; could boil a pot of coffee. I'll have to remember that one on the next camping trip. 8)<br><br>Wade- now you can get rid of the wife and keep your coffee warm at the same time!

TPilaske

sounds like we need to replace our lift pumps w/ a heart... <br><br>

DieselDaze

<br><br>Thats for sure!<br> <br>Rich

goldenears

Well, in *THAT* case..... when i die, i wanna come back a Lion. ..... a Male Lion!

Jbolt001

Now you know why the average male lion sleeps 20 hours a day.

Fishcop

30 minutes.... :-*