Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Montana. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. <br><br>The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed ! alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said &quot;I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken.&quot; <br><br>&quot;I doubt it,&quot; said the man, &quot;Tonight I'm the designated decoy&quot;.

 

I went to the pub last night, I havn't been in a while (read years) for a bottle of domestic it was $4.45 . You know your getting old when you start saying &quot;I remember when beer was...&quot; What do they charge where you are at?

 

Coronas go anywhere from $3.50 to as much as $7.00 depending on where you're driinking. <br>I get 2 12 packs of long-neck Coronas for around $20.00 at Costco.

 

Always liked that one. <br><br>The rural bars here usually sell cans for about$2. $3.50 for bottles if they have 'em. Some of the nicer bars have 3-4 dollar bottles. I usually try to get something dark or red on draft, usually under $5 for 22 oz.

 

lmwao at dave story

i stopped goin to bars when beer hit 45 cents a mug. well,,,,,,,, xcept for the nudie bars that is ;D ( . ) ( . )

 

Frankie your back ;D ;D ;D Glad to hear you are alive and well! <br>Bob

 

[quote author=Bob Beauchaine link=board=10;threadid=9817;start=0#93906 date=1043019340]<br>Frankie your back ;D ;D ;D Glad to hear you are alive and well! <br>Bob<br>[/quote]<br><br>hehehehehe,,,,hi there bob ;D . my burns be healin well. my skin got burned REALLY dark but i survived. jasmine be rubbin ointment all over my black bod as i speak. cya ltr homie.<br><br>frankie

 

I drive under the influence most of the time. It's called the wife sitting in the passenger seat.

 

I've got a neat little Excel spreadsheet that calculates your blood alcohol level. If anybody wants it, PM me and give me an email address and I'll send it to you.